很有趣的句子（忍住别笑哦）

1.一直坚信自己会瘦，现在只是胖着玩玩，可没想到玩着玩着就嗨了。

I always believe that I will be thin. Now I"m just playing with fat, but I didn"t expect to play with it.

2.做一个特别简单的人，好相处就处，不好相处就不处 。不必对每个人好，他们又不给你打钱 。

Be a very simple person, easy to get along with, not easy to get along with. Don"t be nice to everyone. They won"t pay you.

3.我18岁就出来挣钱，从一元所有发展到身无分文，再从身无分文拼搏到现在的负债累累，这就是我，不一样的烟火，我就是我，看到自己就冒火。

When I was 18 years old, I came out to earn money, from one yuan to penniless, and then from penniless struggle to now heavily in debt. This is me. Different fireworks, I am me, and I am on fire when I see myself.

4.挤公交是包含散打、瑜珈、柔道、平衡木等多种体育和健身项目于一体的综合性运动。

Crowded bus is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects.

5.睡眠是一门艺术，谁也无法阻挡我追求艺术的脚步！

Sleep is an art. No one can stop me from pursuing art!

6.高中是钱够花，觉不够睡，大学是觉够睡钱不够花，现在上班好了，钱既不够花觉又不够睡。

High school is money enough to spend, sleep enough to sleep, University is enough to sleep, money enough to spend, now go to work, money is not enough to spend, sleep enough to sleep.

7.过去酒逢知已千杯少，现在酒逢千杯知已少。

In the past, a thousand cups of wine were few, but now a thousand cups of wine are few.

8.世界上两件事最难：一是把自己的思想装进别人的脑袋，二是把别人的钱装进自己的口袋。前者成功了叫老师，后者成功了叫老板，两者都成功了叫老婆！

There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put one"s own thoughts into other people"s heads; the other is to put other people"s money into one"s own pocket. The former calls the teacher if they succeed, the latter calls the boss if they succeed, and both call the wife if they succeed!

9.女人感叹男人：有才华的长得丑；长得帅的挣钱少；挣钱多的不顾家；顾家的没出息；有出息的不浪漫；会浪漫的靠不住；靠的住又窝囊。

男人感叹女人：漂亮的不下厨房；下厨房的不温柔；温柔的没主见；有主见的没女人味；有女人味的乱花钱；不乱花钱的不时尚；时尚的不放心；放心的没法看。

Women lament men: talented men are ugly; handsome men earn less money; those who earn more money don"t care about their families; those who care about their families are not promising; those who are promising are not romantic; those who are romantic are unreliable; those who are reliable are weak.

Men sigh women: beautiful do not go to the kitchen; the kitchen is not gentle; gentle do not have their own ideas; have their own ideas do not have a woman"s taste; have a woman"s taste of spending money indiscriminately; do not spend money disorderly is not fashionable; fashion is not at ease; at ease can not see.

10.俩农夫吹牛：

A：“俺们农场的鸡，吃的都是茶叶，下的全是茶叶蛋！”

B：“咱农场给鸡吃钱包，让它下荷包蛋……”

Two farmers boast:

A: "The chickens in our farm eat tea and lay tea eggs!"

B: "Our farm gives the chicken a purse and lets it lay eggs..."

11.问：你的座右铭是什么？

答：人生苦短，必须性感。

What is your motto?

A: life is too short to be sexy.

12.人啊，长了颗红楼梦的心，却生活在水浒的世界，想交些三国里的桃园弟兄，却总遇到些西游记里的妖魔鬼怪。

People, with a dream of Red Mansions, live in the world of water margin. They want to make friends with Taoyuan brothers in the Three Kingdoms, but they always encounter some ghosts in the journey to the West.

13.记得夏天的一天，下着好大的雨，美丽的她送了个很别致的纸盒子给我，我冲回家，用身体保护它，打开后一看，伞！

I remember one day in summer, it rained heavily. Beautiful she sent me a very unique paper box. I rushed home to protect it with my body. When I opened it, I saw the umbrella!

14.学问之美，在于使人一头雾水；诗歌之美，在于煽动男女出轨；女人之美，在于蠢得无怨无悔；男人之美，在于说谎说得白日见鬼。

The beauty of learning lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of women lies in being stupid without regrets; the beauty of men lies in lying to the devil.

15.一生败在太要脸，爱钱爱得不明显。

Life lost in too shameful, love money love is not obvious.

16.我本以为我们可以一起走到最后，可没想到走了几步你就开始打车了。

I thought we could go to the end together, but I didn"t expect you to take a taxi after a few steps.

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