冬天不想起床时发的句子 不想起床的幽默文案（赖床时发的句子）

1、大清早看时间不是为了起床，而是看还能睡多久！

It"s not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep!

2、赖床症就是纵使地动山摇，我自岿然不动。

Bed sickness is that even if the earth shakes, I will never stand still.

3、每天早上我都安慰自己再眯一会儿吧，来得及的！

Every morning, I comfort myself to squint for a while. It"s too late!

4、每一个爱睡懒觉的孩子都有一个难以割舍的情人，ta的名字叫被窝。

Every child who loves to sleep in has a lover who is hard to give up. TA"s name is quilt.

5、自从把闹钟设成忐忑，每天连滚带爬的起床。

Since the alarm clock set to be nervous, I get up every day.

6、终于知道我为什么有那么多白发了，都是起床纠结时用脑过度。

Finally know why I have so many white hair, are to get up tangled with excessive brain.

7、懒羊羊说：幸福就是每天吃饱了撑着睡觉。

Lazy sheep said: happiness is to sleep with food every day.

8、今日起床第N次失败，正在重起中。

I failed for the nth time to get up today, and I"m in the process of restarting.

9、喜欢赖床，是因为喜欢睡觉。喜欢睡觉，是因为喜欢做梦。喜欢做梦，是因为现实太不美好。

I like to stay in bed because I like to sleep. I like to sleep because I like to dream. Like to dream, because the reality is too bad.

10、睡觉是一门艺术，请不要制止我寻求艺术的脚步。

Sleep is an art. Please don"t stop me from seeking art.

11、时间，你能等我起床了在流逝，行吗？

Time, you can wait for me to get up, in passing, OK?

12、起床是一种能力，赖床是一种水平。

Getting up is an ability, staying up is a level.

13、红尘最可笑，痴情最无聊，还不如在家睡大觉。

The world of mortals is the most ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it"s better to sleep at home.

14、每天赖床不是因为冷，而是不知道今天该穿什么。

It"s not because it"s cold that I stay up every day, but because I don"t know what to wear today.

15、我用了洪荒之力，可惜还是下不了床。

I"ve tried my best, but I still can"t get out of bed.

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