「愚人节」套路情话句子 格调有趣（温馨典雅 不落俗套）

一、

我要骗你，骗一辈子的那种。

I"m gonna lie to you, for the rest of my life.

二、

哪有那么多的玩笑，玩笑里藏的都是真心。

Where there are so many jokes, jokes are hidden in the heart.

三、

谁要是在愚人节那天骗了我，我就在4月4号清明节那天埋了他。

If anyone deceives me on April Fool"s Day, I will bury him on Tomb Sweeping Day on April 4th.

四、

不要以为我忘了你，在关键的时候，比如说今天，我第一个想起的就是你。

Don"t think I have forgotten you. At some critical moment, like today, you are the first thing that comes to my mind.

五、

我在情人节告白，他却等到愚人节那天拒绝，我突然觉悟了。

I confessed on Valentine"s Day, and he waited until April Fool"s Day to turn me down.

六、

我在情人节坦白了，他等到愚人节才拒绝我。

I confessed on Valentine"s Day and he waited until April Fool"s Day to reject me.

七、

这一天有多少人开着玩笑说着心里话。

How many people on this day said the truth with a joke.

八、

情人节说爱你是假的，愚人节说爱你是真的。

It"s not true to say I love you on Valentine"s Day, but it"s true on April Fool"s Day.

九、

愚人节变成了表白的日子，情人节变成了分手的日子。

April Fools" Day becomes a day for confessions, and Valentine"s Day becomes a day for breakups.

十、

这个世界最大的谎言就是，你想要的时光我都会给你。

The biggest lie in the world is that I can give you any time you want.

十一、

四月一日，又称世界无责任自由表白日。

April 1, also known as the World Day of Freedom Without Responsibility.

十二、

如果，我是法官，我将判决你，终身监禁。监禁在我的心里。

If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life in prison. Imprisoned in my heart.

十三、

爱错了人，每天都是愚人节；爱对了人，每天都是情人节。

If you fall in love with the wrong man, every day is April Fool"s Day. If you fall in love with your right man, every day is valentine"s day.

十四、

今天是愚人节，我可以骗走你的心吗？

Today is April Fool"s Day, can I cheat your heart?