适合开学发的搞笑句子 俏皮可爱（越看越爱）

1.我已经开始研究开学的第一天，怎么走进教室最帅了。

I have started to study how to walk into the classroom on the first day of school.

2.再不疯狂我们就开学了，再不写作业就完蛋了。

If we don"t go crazy, we"ll start school. If we don"t do our homework, we"ll be finished.

3.“开学了真开心”全世界最假的六个字。

"Happy school" is the most fake word in the world.

4.又要开学了，暗恋我的人还要等到什么时候。

School will start again. When will those who love me secretly wait.

5.快开学吧，我妈已经开始嫌弃我了。

Let"s start school soon. My mother has begun to dislike me.

6.学不进去，玩不痛快，睡不踏实。

You can"t learn, you can"t play, you can"t sleep.

7.作业的进度总是赶不上开学的速度。

The progress of homework is always behind the speed of school.

8.我和假期是真爱，作业只是个意外。

My vacation and I are true love. Homework is just an accident.

9.每逢假期胖三斤，每逢开学瘦三斤，又回到原点了。

Every holiday fat three jin, every school thin three jin, back to the origin.

10.这次开学考不给老师露一手，老师还真以为上网课能教好我。

I didn"t show my hand to the teacher in the opening exam. The teacher really thought that the online class could teach me well.

11.开学新目标：坐等寒假。

New goal: to wait for winter vacation.

12.不想开学的孩子都是好孩子，因为他们在学校没对象。

Children who don"t want to start school are good children because they have no partners in school.

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