适合开学发的搞笑句子 沙雕有趣（点赞超高）

1、开学了，又要回到那个，一整天都困，一碰枕头就不困的时候了。

It"s time for me to go back to that school day and feel sleepy when I touch my pillow.

2、作为一个学生，我有一个特殊技能，那就是把暑假作业一天写完，但这个技能要到开学前一天才能触发。

As a student, I have a special skill, that is to finish my homework in one day, but this skill can"t be triggered until the day before school starts.

3、快点开学吧，再不开学，我妈就要和我断绝关系了。

Let"s start school quickly. If we don"t, my mother will break up with me.

4、都快开学了，真的想不明白那些暗恋我的人要瞒到什么时候。

It"s almost the beginning of school. I really don"t know when those people who love me secretly want to hide it.

5、空有一颗学习的心，偏偏生了一条挂科的命。

If you have a heart to learn, you will lose your course.

6、这种刷完牙就吃中饭的日子马上就要结束了。

The days of brushing your teeth and eating lunch are coming to an end.

7、不想开学的孩子都是好学生，因为他们在学校里找不到对象。

Children who don"t want to start school are good students because they can"t find a partner in school.

8、开学前总有一些迫不得已的事是让我们练一下字。

There is always something we have to do before the school starts. Let"s practice Chinese characters.

9、暑假就是一分手高峰期，开学就是一尴尬见面会。

Summer vacation is a breakup peak, and the beginning of school is an embarrassing meeting.

10、几百页的聊天记录也抵不过开学时新学校门口的一声好巧。

Hundreds of pages of chat records are not worth the new school at the beginning of a good coincidence.

11、这个暑假又变傻了，开学我该怎么融入那个高智商的环境。

This summer vacation becomes silly again, how should I blend into that high intelligence quotient environment at the beginning of school.

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