可爱女生专属俏皮句子（选一句分享出去吧）

1、瘦，是放在口头的远方。吃，才是近在眼前的苟且。让我苟且着，就够了。

Thin is placed in the verbal distance. Eat, is close at hand. Just let me get by, that"s enough.

2、“我醒了”和“我起了”，中间大概差七八个小时吧 ！

"I woke up" and "I got up", the middle is probably seven or eight hours!

3、自称巴掌脸的女孩，手都不会太小。

The girl who calls herself Slap Face, her hands are not too small.

4、你之所以会觉得脸胖的人可爱，那是因为那肉没长在你脸上 。

The reason why you think people with fat faces are cute is that the meat does not grow on your face.

5、对自己好点，能怪男朋友就别怪自己。

Be nice to yourself, and don"t blame yourself if you can blame your boyfriend.

6、老子今天不上班，繁忙工作放一边；睡个懒觉再远足，尽情拥抱大自然。

I Don"t go to work today, and I"m busy with my work; Sleep in, go hiking, embrace nature.

7、零食蛋糕一时爽，肚子肥肉生产厂。

Snack cake is cool for a while, belly fat meat production plant.

8、你年纪轻轻，千万不要学那些老油条看破红尘，要学那些小可爱颠覆红尘。

You are young, do not learn those old deep-fried dough sticks see through the human world, to learn those small lovely subversion of the human world.

9、终于找到了一个完美的词来形容自己的身材“肥而不腻”。

Finally, I found a perfect word to describe my body "fat but not greasy".

10、目前最大的烦恼，是经济能力跟不上审美能力。

At present, the biggest trouble is that economic ability can not keep up with aesthetic ability.

11、不敢说话，怕暴露我幼儿园班长的身份。

I dare not speak for fear of revealing the identity of my kindergarten monitor.

12、卖炸弹的小女孩一晚上都没卖出去一个炸弹，她冷得不行了，点燃一个炸弹，结果全镇人都见到了她的奶奶。

The little girl who sold the bomb did not sell a bomb all Night. She was so cold that she lit a bomb. As a result, the whole town saw her grandmother.

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