让你瞬间开心的皮句子 搞笑的句子（幽默风趣的句子 开心一笑）

1、如果沉默是金，那就别跟我说话，因为我忙着存金子。

Silence is gold. Don"t talk to me. I"m saving money.

2、我这人优点太多，就两样不会，这也不会，那也不会。

I have so many advantages that I can"t do either. Neither can I.

3、别的女孩子穿背带裤，天真可爱，我穿背带裤，你问我去哪里捞鱼！

Other girls wear braces, you say she is naive and lovely! I wear pants, you ask me where to fish!

4、跟大家认识这么久了，在这里做个简单的自我介绍：大家好，我是素质教育漏网之鱼。

Here is a brief introduction of themselves: quality education missed fish.

5、很久以前，你说发工资请我吃饭的，这么久过去了，我超级担心你，你是不是被开除了。

You said that I was paid to drink milk tea. After such a long time, I was worried about whether you were fired.

6、你为什么会近视，为了看淡世间，才模糊了双眼！

Why do you meet myopia, in order to see the world, just blurred eyes!

7、怎么形容自己的厨艺，烧得一手好厨房。

How to describe their own cooking skills, a good cook kitchen.

8、我爸开玛莎拉帝，我妈开法拉利，而我就厉害了，我开玩笑。

My dad was kidding marsaladi, my mom was playing Ferrari, and I was kidding.

9、告诉大家一个小秘密，我每天都坚持仰卧起坐，每天晚上一个仰卧，早上一个起坐。

I insist on sit ups every day, a supine every night and a sit up in the morning.

10、多年前有个人对我说了一句保重，让我至今都没能廋下来。

Take care of yourself many years ago, I have not been able to thin down.

11、生活中，我以为我颓废，想不到的是我居然已经报废了。

I thought I was decadent. I didn"t expect that I was abandoned.

12、众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，那人却在结婚登记处。

Looking for him thousands of times in the crowd, suddenly looking back, the man is in the marriage registry.

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