10句“有点污”的睡前情话 句句甜腻（快去撩心上人吧）

1.喂，你是树吗？在我心里扎根了。

Hello, are you a tree? It took root in my heart.

2.初见你的时候上帝在我耳边说了四个字：在劫难逃。

When I first met you, God said four words in my ear: doomed.

3.我是九你是三除了你还是你。

I am nine, you are three, besides you or you.

4.像你这种人 除了恋爱 我和你没有什么好谈的。

You and I have nothing to talk about except love for people like you.

5.我喜欢你这件事 太直接了 没办法拐弯。

I like you. It"s too direct to turn the corner.

6.这里荒芜寸草不生，后来你来这走了一遭，奇迹般万物生长，这里是我的心。

It"s barren and barren here. After you came here, everything grows miraculously. Here is my heart.

7.知道我不完美 但能给的我都给。

I know I"m not perfect, but I give everything I can.

8.我喜欢做得几件事：吃，喝，玩，睡，你，不对 多了一个逗号。

I like to do a few things: eat, drink, play, sleep, you, no, one more comma.

9.我嫉妒你身边每一个无关紧要的人 他们就那样轻而易举 见到我朝思暮想的你。

I envy everyone around you who doesn"t matter. They can easily see you whom I miss so much.

10.总想一下子钻进你怀里 像小狗一样使劲蹭使劲蹭 然后你笑着问我怎么了 我抬起头看看你说 没怎么 就是好想你呀。

I always want to get into your arms and rub like a dog. Then you smile and ask me what"s wrong. I look up to see if you say that I miss you so much.