很适合发动态的沙雕句子 可爱有趣（看一次笑一次）
我要偷偷地告诉你们一个减肥超级有效的办法，不用节食，不用运动，保证你们想瘦几斤就瘦几斤，来，现在我们可以一起想啦！
I"m going to secretly tell you a super effective way to lose weight, no diet, no exercise, make sure you want to lose a few pounds, come on, now we can think together!
深夜睡不着的时候，我的肚子就会打鼓，然后我的头发还会做自由落体运动！
When I can"t sleep late at night, my stomach beats a drum, and then my hair goes into free fall!
假如你已经很穷了，那么我劝你还是不要熬夜了，因为我怕你到了月底以后流量不够用，又没钱充！
If you have been very poor, so I advise you still do not stay up late, because I am afraid you arrive after the end of the month the flow is not enough, do not have money to charge again!
你这么牛，请问你是不是叫秋高？老子都快被你气爽了！
You are so cattle, excuse me you call Qiu Gao? I"m so mad at you!
如果我们不谈钱，你现在最需要什么？为什么不谈，谈！
If we don"t talk about money, what do you need most right now? Why don"t you talk, talk!
若不是你突然闯进我生活，这个月底我至少还剩下一百多！
Had it not been for your sudden intrusion into my life, I should have at least one hundred more left by the end of this month!
老天爷是其实是很公平的，比如他给了你一张不好看的脸，还会给你一个喜欢看帅哥的眼睛。
God is actually fair. He gives you an ugly face, and he gives you eyes that like to look at handsome men.
真正的勇士是哪些人？大概就是那些明明知道自己吃这么多会发胖，但是依然继续吃的人。
Who are the real warriors? Probably people who know they will get fat if they eat so much, but continue to eat.
我喜欢你，假如你不跟我谈恋爱的话，那你就可能永远都到不了快乐星球呦！
I like you. If you don"t fall in love with me, then you may never get to the happy planet!
不要太把自己当一回事了，你也只不过是我某拼夕夕的玩物罢了。
Don"t take yourself too seriously. You are just my plaything.
我想问问你到底是个什么品种的鱼，为什么我钓了这么久，都没有钓上来！
I want to ask you what kind of fish you are and why I haven"t caught it for so long!
假如有一天，生活出卖了我，那么我由衷的希望是论斤卖的！
If one day, life betrayed me, then I sincerely hope is on the catty sell!
唉，现在每次听到别人夸我，我都怕他夸不完。
Well, now every time I hear someone praise me, I"m afraid he won"t finish.
每次减肥的时候，我就会期望，哪一天体重也可以像购物节日那样，满多少减多少！
Every time I lose weight, I look forward to a day when I can lose as much weight as I can on a shopping holiday.
通常那些美女都比较高冷，总是喜欢说话说一半就不说了，也不知道为？
Usually those beauties are taller cold, always like to talk say half don"t say, also don"t know for?
我发现我简直就是一个败家子，上千万的家产，我睡一觉起来，都全都消失不见了。
I found that I was a black sheep, millions of dollars, I sleep, all disappeared.
我觉得我上辈子可能就是一道很难的数学题，因为我这辈子太难啦！
I think I might have been a difficult math problem in my last life, because my life was so difficult!
像我这么可爱的女孩子，大概是宝藏吧，真的好想把我自己藏起来呀！
A lovely girl like me is probably a treasure. I really want to hide myself.
以后我要好好地省钱了，因为每次我的钱都像是大风刮走一样，就这样没了！
I"m going to save a lot of money in the future, because every time my money blows away like a gale, it"s gone!
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