超级幽默的搞笑句子 沙雕有趣（元旦假期皮一下很开心）

1.你不当厨师真是可惜了，添油加醋这么厉害。

It"s a pity that you"re not a cook. It"s a great addition.

2.不高兴的时候、就拿针去超市捅避，孕，套

When not happy, take the needle to the supermarket to avoid, pregnant, set

3.麻雀妈妈问小麻雀：“你想扎什么发型？”

小麻雀说：“啾啾”

Mother sparrow asked little sparrow, "what kind of hairstyle do you want?"

Little sparrow said: "chirp"

4.小时候，我是个天才，经过二十多年的教育后，终于成功的被培育成庸才！

When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I was finally successfully cultivated into a mediocre!

5.哪有什么选择恐惧症，还不是因为穷。

There is no fear of choice, it is not because of poverty.

6.执子之手，方知子丑，泪流满面，子不走我走。

Holding the hand of the son, we know that the son is ugly, with tears streaming down our face. If the son does not go, I will go.

7.纯：属虚构；乱：是佳人

Pure: fictional; disorderly: beautiful

8.天气有点有点凉，你想戴什么颜色的帽子？绿色的挺好看的。

It"s a bit cold. What color hat would you like to wear? The green one is very nice.

9.凡夫俗子，你不想尝尝本仙女的味道吗？

Ordinary people, don"t you want to taste this fairy?

10.红豆不长南国，长我脸上了，真相思。

Red beans don"t grow in the south. They grow on my face. I really miss you.

11.你有什么不开心的事，说出来让大家开心一下。

If you have something unhappy, say it to make everyone happy.

12.昨天看了你一眼，现在眼睛还疼呢。

I took a look at you yesterday, but now my eyes are still sore.

13.天没降大任于我，照样苦我心智，劳我筋骨。

Heaven has not given me a great responsibility, so it pains my mind and muscles.

14.理想很丰满，现实很骨感。

Ideal is full, reality is bony.

15.如果生活不够甜，那我们就一起吃喝玩乐。

If life is not sweet enough, we"ll eat, drink and play together.

16.冰冻三尺非一日之寒，小腹三层非一日之馋。

Rome wasn"t built in a day.

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