七夕单身狗发朋友圈被秒赞的句子 又皮又搞笑（人气满满）

钱已经在借了，七夕陪我行吗？

The money is already being borrowed. Can Qixi Festival accompany me?

如果你们七夕实在没人要，可以联系我，我认识几个狗贩子。

If you don"t want Qixi Festival, you can contact me. I know some dog dealers.

明天就是七夕了，希望朋友圈秀恩爱的能提前屏蔽我，我要是有罪，法律会制裁我，不需要你们用这种方式来惩罚我。

Tomorrow is Qixi Festival, I hope friends show love in advance to block me, if Iam guilty. The law will punish me, and you don"t have to punish me in this way.

明天是东方情人节，幸好我是南方人。

Tomorrow is Eastern Valentine"s Day, but fortunately I" m from the South.

只要我微商加的多，别人的粮就撒不到我碗里。

As long as I add more, other people"s food will not be scattered in my bowl.

爱情除了能给你添堵它还能干啥？

What can love do but to add to it.

我跟蚊子说好了。今晚它会代替我亲你。

I told the mosquito. Tonight it will kiss you instead of me.

今天七夕，借过一下。

Today, Qixi Festival, excuse me.

又到了一年一度我和织女见面的时候了，激动。

It"s time for the annual meeting between Weaver and me, excited.

七夕没这么好送的 送几个爱秀恩爱的滚出列表。

Qixi Festival is not so good to send, send a few love show love out of the list.

提前通知一下：牛郎已被隔离，七夕取消。

Notice in advance: Cowherd has been quarantined, Qixi Festival cancelled.

想和我过七夕吗？那就想着吧，年轻人应该有自己的梦想。

Want to spend Qixi Festival with me? Then think, young people should have their own dreams

你们就一个对象，我的老公互联网上千千万。

You are the same object, my husband on the Internet.

七夕年年都有，单身的我可不常有，预购从速。

Qixi Festival every year, single I do not often, buy quickly.

如果七夕你不想一个人过，叫声爸爸以后就是一家人了。

If Qixi Festival you don"t want to live alone, dad will be a family.

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