不开心时看的沙雕句子 搞笑逗趣（越看越开心）
真不明白，为何每天晚上你总是尽量站在有光的地方，后来经人提醒我才明白，原来你是想当夜明猪呀！
I really don"t understand why you always try to stand in a bright place every night. Later, I was reminded that you wanted to be a pig that night!
早上出门的时候手机忘记带了，中午回家的时候手机显示一条老妈发的短信：儿子，你手机忘记带了。
I forgot to bring my mobile phone when I went out in the morning. When I went home at noon, my mobile phone showed a message sent by my mother: son, I forgot to bring your mobile phone.
老公深情地问老婆：宝贝，情人节希望我送你点啥？老婆含情脉脉地说：你送什么我都喜欢。老公：那我送你回娘家吧。
Husband affectionately asked his wife: baby, what do you want me to give you on Valentine"s day? Wife affectionately said: you send what I like. Husband: I"ll take you home.
古人其实挺乐观，有点闲工夫都琢磨着怎么长生不老，现代人忙完一天的事静下心来瘫在床上心里只有四个字：不想活了。
In fact, the ancients were optimistic. They spent a little time thinking about how to live forever. After a busy day, modern people calm down and fall asleep in bed. There are only four words in their heart: don"t want to live.
老师问：“世界上有一种马，由黑白颜色组成，请问是什么马？”小明：“二维码！”老师：“出去！”
The teacher asked: "there is a kind of horse in the world, which is composed of black and white. What kind of horse is it?" Xiaoming: "QR code!" Teacher: get out
执子之手，方知子丑，泪流满面，子不走我走。
Holding the hand of the son, we know that the son is ugly, with tears streaming down our face. If the son does not go, I will go.
过安检被拦了下来，说我持有刀具，我莫名其妙，我问哪有刀？ 安检说：你的美丽会变成刺向别人的刀。
After the security check, I was stopped and said that I had a knife. I was baffled. I asked where I had a knife? Security said: your beauty will become a knife to stab others.
我妈生了俩女儿，我相貌平平，我妹却貌美如花，问我妈：咋这么不公平？我妈答道：头批货，没啥经验，质量多少差点。
My mother gave birth to two daughters, I look plain, but my sister is beautiful, asked my mother: why so unfair? My mother replied: the first batch of goods, no experience, the quality is poor.
人到中年，就是一部西游记！悟空的压力，八戒的身材，老沙的发型，唐僧的磨 叽！还离西天越来越近了。
Middle age is a journey to the West! Wukong"s pressure, Bajie"s figure, laosha"s hairstyle, Tang Monk"s Moji! It"s getting closer to the West.
你们说我长得好看我可以忍，但请不要说我的朋友，她们跟这件事没关系。
You say I look good, I can bear it, but please don"t say my friends, they have nothing to do with it.
我以前很瘦，未来也很瘦，所以我现在先胖一段时间，不然人生不圆满。
I used to be very thin, and I will be very thin in the future, so I"ll put on weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be complete.
听说睡觉手机放枕头旁边有辐射，吓得我赶紧起来把枕头扔了，吓死我了。
I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow when I put my sleeping cell phone. I got up and threw the pillow away, which scared me to death.
你身上有她的香水味，你要是敢再见她，麻烦帮我问一下香水链接。
You smell like her perfume. If you dare to meet her again, please ask me the perfume link.
真羡慕你们有那么多口红，今天阿玛尼，明天兰蔻；像我这样的，只有出门时往对联上亲一口。
I envy you for having so many lipsticks, Armani today and Lancome tomorrow; For people like me, I have to kiss couplets when I go out.
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