那些发朋友圈皮到爆的句子 风趣幽默（点赞量超级多）
不要总是说我朋友圈发一些很没有营养的东西，搞得好像你朋友圈天天排骨炖汤一样。
Don"t always say that my circle of friends hair some very nutritive things, as if your circle of friends every day ribs stew.
你问我为什么要把自己吃得圆鼓鼓的？我告诉你，我把自己吃得圆鼓鼓的，是为了不让别人看扁。
Why do I eat myself round, you ask? I tell you, I eat myself round so as not to be looked down upon.
大家好，今天我有了一个新的名字，以后请叫我东海龙王的干女儿，“熬夜”。
Hello everyone, today I have a new name, please call me the east China Sea dragon king"s dry daughter, "stay up late".
像别人那些吃得少的都去电视上参加女团了，而像我们这些吃得多的，只能在家参加美团。
Those of us who eat less go on TV to join girl bands, while those of us who eat more have to join Meituan at home.
我来给大家讲一个睡前故事吧！从前有一只小鸭子，他他在路上走着，突然踩到了一块泥巴，然后跑得飞快，然后就睡着了，那这个故事的名字就叫做“你（泥）快睡呀”！哈哈哈哈哈…
Let me tell you a bedtime story. Once upon a time there was a little duck, he he walked on the road, suddenly stepped on a piece of mud, then ran very fast, and then fell asleep, then the name of the story is called "you (mud) sleep fast ah! Hahahahahaha……
别人总是让我不要这么幼稚，让我表现得像一个成年人一样，对于这些话，我都无言以对，因为我的嘴里含了很多的彩虹糖，根本就开不了口。
I was always told not to be so childish, to act like an adult, and I was speechless because I had so many skittles in my mouth that I couldn"t open my mouth.
现在的江湖已经不是以前的江湖了，现在的江湖太难混了，那么谁愿意跟我一起躲在被窝里？
Now the rivers and lakes are not the rivers and lakes of the past, now the rivers and lakes are too difficult to mix, so who is willing to hide in the quilt with me?
你知道吗？就算我是一只小刺猬，那我也很喜欢你，喜欢到我要插满一身甜甜的果子去送给你。
You know what? Even if I am a hedgehog, then I also like you very much, like to I want to put a full of sweet fruit to give you.
事实告诉我们，如果你总是踮起脚尖去仰望那个你喜欢的人，那么你肯定是站不稳，这就需要我们去学好芭蕾舞以后，再去踮起脚尖仰望，你就会站得很稳。
The fact tells us, if you always stand on tiptoe to look at the person you like, then you must be unsteady on your feet, which requires us to learn ballet, then to stand on tiptoe to look, you will be very stable.
我展现出来的表面形象，仅供参考，具体的性格如何？要看一下你是谁而定。
The surface image I present is for reference only. What is my specific character? It depends on who you are.
大家好，欢迎来到我的可可爱爱小星球。
Hello everyone, welcome to my lovely little planet.
我告诉你，反正我喜欢你，如果你不喜欢我的话，那就请你好好的想想办法吧！
I tell you, anyway I like you, if you don"t like me, then please think it over!
你看那夜空中的星星可爱吗？可以请你帮我去摘几颗，放在我的段位上么？
Do you see the stars in the night sky are lovely? Could you please pick some for me and put them in my section?
结语：假如你今天有点难过的话，那你可以去买一罐龟苓膏吃，因为你吃完龟苓膏后，就可以把一切的烦恼通通归零啦！
If you are a little sad today, then you can go to buy a can of tortoise jelly to eat, because you eat tortoise jelly, you can put all the trouble all back to zero!
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