让人一秒笑出声的搞笑句子 句句幽默（让人瞬间开心）
对于那些你很讨厌的人，你不要急着去否定他们，你也可以试着慢慢的去了解他们，时间长了，你就会发现，这些人真的是越了解越让人讨厌。
For those you hate, you should not deny them in a hurry, you can also try to get to know them gradually, as time goes by, you will find that these people are more and more annoying.
有个建议，建议你们吃晚饭的时候最好就吃个六分饱就好了，不要问我为什么？问就是还有四分是要拿来吃夜宵的。
Here"s a suggestion. You"d better eat a six-cent meal when you"re having dinner. Don"t ask me why? There were still four points left for supper.
你知道吗？其实现在世界上最遥远的距离已经不是生与死的距离了，而是你的周围有一大堆无线网络，可是你却不知道密码，而且也不能破解！
You know what? In fact, now the most distant distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but around you there are a lot of wireless networks, but you do not know the password, and also can not crack!
突然发现一个奇怪的事情，那些经常说君子动口不动手的人，一般都是打不过别人的人！
Suddenly found a strange thing, those who often say that the gentleman do not start a fight, generally are not the people who beat others!
有些人可真是小心眼，吵架了，你就不知道主动找找我么？非得要逼得我发一个朋友圈来引起你的注意是吗？
Some people can be really narrow-minded, quarrel, you don"t know to take the initiative to find me? Have to force me to post a circle of friends to get your attention?
这个世界上有的人真的很贪心，明明肚子已经圆圆的了，还有圆圆的脸，可是他们却还想要有双眼皮！可真贪心！
Some people in this world are really greedy, obviously the belly has been round, there is a round face, but they still want to have double eyelids! How greedy!
以前我以为，只要我努力的减肥，那么肥肉就追不上我，可是后来谁能想到？我追不上的是我的体重！
Before I thought, as long as I try to lose weight, so fat meat can not catch up with me, but then who can think of? What I can"t keep up with is my weight!
看着身边的朋友，一个个的为了爱情而苦恼，我真的很庆幸自己长得比较丑，才没有经历过他们的一些爱恨情仇，难道一个人这样好好的活着不好吗？还非得要找一个人来气自己！
Looking at the friends around, one for love and distress, I am really glad to grow ugly, just did not experience some of their love and hate, is a person so well alive is not good? Still have to find a person to anger yourself!
奉劝大家还是不要闯红灯了，你知道吗？闯红灯一般都有两种后果，第一，你比别人快了那么一分钟，第二，你的一辈子也就到此结束了。
I would advise everyone not to run the red light, you know? Running a red light usually has two consequences. First, you are one minute faster than others. Second, your life is over.
现在这社会现实告诉我们，只要你努力投对了简历，你就将收获一份工作，还有就是只要你投对了胎，你这辈子就可以不用工作。
Now the social reality is that if you put in the effort to put in the right resume, you"ll get a job, and if you put in the right baby, you"ll never have to work.
来到这个世界上，这辈子到目前为止，还没有为任何人拼过命，但是呢，却帮了不少人砍过拼夕夕。
Come to this world, this life so far, has not spelled a life for anyone, but, but helped a lot of people chop down spelled xi.
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