笑到让人停不下来的幽默句子 新颖有趣（令人赞不绝口）

1、没有人瞧不起你，因为别人根本就没有瞧你，洗洗睡吧，大家都挺忙的。

No one looks down on you because no one else is begging you. Wash up and go to sleep. Everyone"s busy.

2、总交不到女朋友，难道是我要求太高了？别傻了，是别人要求的太高了。

I can"t always get a girlfriend. Am I asking too much? Don"t be silly, others are too demanding.

3、手机摔了这么多次都没事，后来想想，一定是我的身高救了它。

It ’ s okay to drop the phone so many times. Later, I thought about it. It must have been my height that saved it.

4、朋友问我，你会因为年龄大了就随便找一个人结婚吗？开玩笑，随便找就能找得到吗？

My friend asked me, will you just find someone to marry because you are older, can you find it just by joking?

5、俗话说技多不压身，携一身绝技独创江湖数十载，才发现，最有用的技能是“想开点”。

As the saying goes, there is no pressure on the skills, and it is only after decades of stunts that the most useful skill is to think about it.

6、追韩剧的女生，最担心自己嫁不出去；追国产剧的女生，最担心婆媳关系。

Girls who chase Korean dramas are most worried that girls who can"t marry and chase domestic dramas are most worried about the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

7、成熟，就是从最初的搜明星同款，变成如今的搜保暖加厚。

Mature is from the original Zhou star with the same paragraph into today"s warm and thick.

8、研究表明：每晚睡前一小时喝杯热牛奶，会比不喝牛奶的多花几块钱。

Studies have shown that drinking a glass of hot milk an hour before bed every night can cost a few dollars more than not drinking milk.

9、听说睡觉时手机放枕头旁边会有辐射，吓得我赶紧把枕头扔了。

I heard that there will be radiation next to the pillow when the phone is sleeping. I was so scared that I threw the pillow away.

10、现在的梦想决定你的将来，所以还是再睡会吧。

Your future depends on your dreams, so get some sleep.