周末超开心的沙雕句子 让你秒开心（笑出了眼泪）

分享一些沙雕句子，让你一看就秒开心的搞笑句子，周末了，开心就好，让人爆笑的沙雕句子，笑出了眼泪。

一、跟我混吧，有我一口饭吃，就有你一个碗刷！

Mix with me, if I eat a bite of rice, there will be a bowl for you!

二、多少年过去了，唯一不变的，还是那颗想发财的心。

How many years have passed, the only thing that remains unchanged is the heart that wants to make a fortune.

三、谁说你没有毅力的！单身这事你不就坚持了好几十年吗？

Who said you have no perseverance! Don’t you insist on being single for decades?

四、不要怪别人以貌取人，毕竟心太远，脸就在眼前。

Don"t blame others for judging people by appearance, after all, the heart is too far away and the face is right in front of you.

五、娶一个我这样的女人，虽然不倾国、不倾城。但可以让你倾家荡产。

Marry a woman like me, even though it doesn"t overwhelm the country or the city. But it can ruin you.

六、好看的锁骨千篇一律，有趣的肚腩弹来弹去。

The good-looking collarbone is the same, and the interesting belly bounces back and forth.

七、想把房子卖了养你，但是房东不肯。

I want to sell the house to support you, but the landlord refuses.

八、多处几个男朋友怎么了，我打字快又不是聊不过来。

What"s wrong with a few boyfriends in many places? I can"t talk about typing quickly.

九、知道你和沙僧有什么区别吗，他叫沙僧，你叫沙雕。

Do you know the difference between you and a Drifting Monk? His name is Drifting Monk and you are called Sand Sculpture.

十、在知识的海洋里，我竟然是条淡水鱼。

In the ocean of knowledge, I turned out to be a freshwater fish.

十一、没什么大不了的，除了胸。

No big deal except for the chest.

十二、听说休息不规律，对身体危害很大，吓得我天天熬夜，熬得很有规律。

I heard that irregular rest is very harmful to the body. I was scared to stay up all night and stay up very regularly.

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