无聊时发的可爱句子 简短沙雕（拿去发朋友圈吧）

1、如果快乐太难，我祝你去年买的裤子今年秋天还能穿的上。

If happiness is too hard, I wish you the pants you bought last year can still be put on this autumn.

2、你不要淋到雨啦，不然你会可爱到发芽了。

Don"t get caught in the rain, or you will be lovely enough to sprout.

3、我不敢表现得太开心，怕被生活发现，一拳锤爆我的狗头。

I dare not be too happy, afraid to be found by life, a blow to blow my dog"s head.

4、我的小愿望，晚上不失眠，卡上不缺钱。

My little wish, no insomnia at night, no lack of money on the card.

5、船到桥头自然直，我到六月自然瘦。

Ship to bridge natural straight, I to June natural thin.

6、尊敬的用户，你已成功订阅我的朋友圈，你将会看见我24小时自言自语，10元/月，100元/年，回复你好可爱我好爱，退订。

Dear users, you have successfully subscribed to my circle of friends, and you will see me talking to myself 24 hours a day, 10 yuan / month, 100 yuan / year, reply you cute, I love you, unsubscribe.

7、天下没有不散的宴席，但是如果你请客，我可以陪你多吃点。

There are no banquets in the world, but if you treat me, I can accompany you to eat more.

8、这辈子没什么野心，就想发个财而已。

I have no ambition in my life. I just want to make a fortune.

9、今天的星星没有眨眼，一定是你没有笑。

Today"s stars do not blink, you must not smile.

10、人还是要多出去走走，不然根本不知道在家里玩手机有多舒服。

People still need to go out more, or they don"t know how comfortable it is to play mobile phones at home.

11、最近圆了许多，我的可爱又多了一吨。

Recently, I"ve got a lot of circles and another ton of loveliness.

12、我摊牌了，其实我有男朋友，就是目前不太稳定，有的时候梦不到…

I have a showdown. In fact, I have a boyfriend. It"s not very stable at present. Sometimes I can"t dream

13、我一直很尊重奶茶，没去糖，没去冰，没少喝。

I have always respected milk tea, no sugar, no ice, no less drinking.

14、既然喝水都胖，那干嘛不喝可乐？

Since drinking water is fat, why not drink coke?

15、这个夏天，不出门感觉在浪费生命，出门感觉在送命。

This summer, not going out feels like a waste of life, going out feels like a death.

16、别人和你聊天是因为喜欢你，我就不一样了，我是为了你的表情包。

People talk with you because they like you, I"m different. I"m for your expression bag.

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