“新鲜出炉”的朋友圈搞笑句子 句句逗比（专治不开心）

1、我有社交恐惧症，但我的社交恐惧症主要来源于你们长得丑。

I have social phobia, but my social phobia mainly comes from your ugliness.

2、上帝一定是一位幽默的老先生，因为它一直在跟我开玩笑。

God must be a humorous old man, because he has been joking with me.

3、不出意外的话，你们的保险都白买了。

If there is no accident, your insurance will be in vain.

4、对付脑残的办法，就是认同他的所有观点，把他培养成一个大脑残。

The way to deal with brain damage is to agree with all his views and cultivate him into a brain damage.

5、没钱才去上班，可是上班依然没钱，我真的怀疑是不是有中间商在赚差价。

I have no money to go to work, but I still have no money to go to work. I really doubt if there are middlemen making a difference.

6、为什么晚餐一般都是七分饱，因为还有三分要留着吃烧烤。

Why dinner is usually seven full, because there are three to save for barbecue.

7、傻瓜，有什么好道歉的，我本来就没有打算原谅你。

Fool, what"s to apologize for? I didn"t intend to forgive you.

8、如果困难不能让我倒下，那钱一定能让我倒下，别说倒下，躺下都行。

If difficulties can"t make me fall, then money can make me fall, let alone lie down.

9、遇到解决不了的事情，先放一放把吧，说不定过几天就忘了。

If something can"t be solved, let it go first. Maybe it will be forgotten in a few days.

10、恕我直言，你在数字界和字母界都能排第二.

With all due respect, you"re second in numbers and letters.

11、只要你坚持不走出舒适圈，你就能一直舒适下去。

As long as you insist on not going out of the comfort zone, you can always be comfortable.

12、人生就好像铅笔芯，太圆滑了就会被人削。

Life is like a pencil lead, too smooth will be cut.

13、你一定是个好人，不信你去表白试试。

You must be a good man. If you don"t believe it, try to express yourself.

14、君子爱财，取之有道，这个道，我一点都不知道。

A gentleman loves money and takes it in a proper way, which I don"t know at all.

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