公主都会喜欢的可爱句子 又皮又逗比（点赞超高）

1、我希望我讨厌的人天天开心，愿望说出来就不灵啦！

I hope that the people I hate are happy every day, but it will not work if I say it!

2、我伸出手，你可能不跟我走，我只好伸出脚把你绊倒，让你追着我跑。

I hold out my hand. You may not follow me. I have to stretch out my foot to trip you and let you run after me.

3、我朋友脚非常臭，有一次被毒蛇咬了一口，抢救了六个小时，毒蛇才脱离生命危险。

My friend"s feet are very smelly. Once he was bitten by a poisonous snake. It took six hours to rescue the snake before it was out of danger.

4、想减肥的话可以尝试自己做饭，然后就真的不想吃了。

If you want to lose weight, you can try to cook by yourself, and then you really don"t want to eat.

5、到了我这个年龄，会在你耳边轻轻唱歌，喜欢你的肉体，还会送你抱抱的就只有蚊子了。

When you get to my age, only mosquitoes will sing in your ears, like your body, and give you hugs.

6、真替你们开心，可以放假了。但可惜的是，对我这种天天放假的人，完全体会不到这种快乐。

I"m so happy for you. I can have a holiday. But it"s a pity that for me, who have a holiday every day, I can"t feel this kind of happiness.

7、天会晴，雨会停，跟我一定能躺赢。

It will clear up and the rain will stop. Follow me. You can win by lying down.

8、我就纳闷了，怎么这两天都捡不到5L的矿泉水瓶，原来是被拿去装奶茶了。

I wonder why I can"t find a 5L mineral water bottle these days. It turns out that it was taken to fill milk tea.

9、是人都会摔跤，你要聪明，找个摔得不痛的地，比如我的怀里。

People will fall. If you are smart, you can find a place that doesn"t hurt, such as my arms.

10、男朋友力气特别大，经常背着我和其他人约会。

My boyfriend is very strong. He often carries me to date other people.

11、我家还有狗，我妈不喜欢了，你要吗？

I still have dogs at home. My mom doesn"t like it. Do you want it?

12、拧不开瓶盖的都嫁人了，拧得开的都还自己拧着。

Those who can"t screw the bottle cap are married, and those who can screw it are still her.

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