有趣又让人开心的沙雕句子 精辟逗比（奇趣横生）

1、如果想要判断一个人的品味，那就和他谈恋爱，如果他不愿意，这就说明品味还可以。

If you want to judge a person"s taste, then fall in love with him. If he doesn"t want to, it means that the taste is OK.

2、知道恐龙为什么灭绝吗？因为它们的前肢太短，无法为你的美貌鼓掌，于是它们都难过死了。

Do you know why dinosaurs became extinct? Because their forelimbs are too short to applaud for your beauty, they are all sad to death.

3、看到你的那一天起，我就知道，我的手机壁纸又该换了。

From the day I saw you, I knew that my mobile phone wallpaper should be changed again.

4、我现在的心情就失去了皮的大土豆，大土豆是POTATO，去了P还剩OTATO。

I am now in the mood to lose the skin of the big potato, big potato is potato, went to P and left otato.

5、有没有懂车的朋友，给我推荐一款两百万以下两块钱的帽子，最近骑车子太晒了。

Do you have a friend who knows how to ride a car? I recommend a hat with two million yuan or less. It"s too sunny to ride the car recently.

6、每一次砍价，只要能砍下来，我就是觉得自己上当了。

Every time I bargain, as long as I can cut it down, I feel cheated.

7、穷一点没有关系，有什么可悲伤的，反正你以后也赚不到钱。

It doesn"t matter if you are poor. There is nothing to be sad about. Anyway, you can"t make money in the future.

8、当你生活不顺心的时候，看看你的钱包和存款，哭出来就好了。

When your life is not going well, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

9、活了这么多年发现，唯一坚持下去的，就是每天给手机充电。

After living for so many years, I found that the only thing I could stick to was to charge the mobile phone every day.

10、我的兴趣爱好可分为静态和动态两种，静态就是睡觉，动态就是翻身。

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

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