贼可爱的逗比小句子 顽皮有趣（招人喜欢）

我睡觉从来不枕枕头，因为我一般都枕着易烊千玺的胳膊。

I never sleep on a pillow, because I usually rest on the arm of Yi Shu Qian Xi.

有人需要工作吗？我最近在招人喜欢。

Some people need to work? I recently in the likeable.

运动是一种享受，但我不运动，因为我不是那种贪图享受的人。

Exercise is a kind of enjoyment, but I do not exercise because I am not the kind of person who wants to enjoy.

病人：医生，我还能活多久？

医生：3

病人：三个月吗？

医生：2

病人：我要凉了吗？别吓我

医生：1

哦耶，下班了！

Patient: Doctor, how long can I live?

Doctor: 3

Patient: Three months?

Doctor: 2

Patient: Am I getting cold?

do not scare me

Doctor: 1

Oh yeah, off work!

傻瓜，有什么好道歉的呢，我又没打算原谅你。

Fool, what can I apologize for? I"m not going to forgive you.

掉头发的时候，感觉自己是一株蒲公英。

When I lose my hair, I feel like a dandelion.

风大的时候，我一般不出门，怕又瘦又美又可爱的我被风刮跑了，别人捡到了不还给我父母怎么办。

When the wind is strong, I usually don’t go out. I’m afraid that I’m thin, beautiful, and cute. I’m blown away by the wind.

我太脆弱了，我就是一片海苔。

I am too fragile, I am a piece of seaweed.

希望大家对自己好一点，能怪对象的就别怪自己。

I hope you treat yourself better. Don’t blame yourself if you can blame someone.

别问我为什么迟到了，家里的猫太粘人了。

Don"t ask me why I"m late.The cat at home is too sticky.

我被王一博拉黑了，只因为男同学给我发了句，在干嘛，出来吃饭。

I was yi-bo wang blocked, because only male students to send me a sentence, doing, out to dinner.

不敢连麦，怕被你们发现我吹风扇，怕你们听见青蛙叫，更怕你们发现我是个乡下仔。

Dare not even the wheat, afraid of being you see I blew fan, afraid of you have heard of the frog call, more afraid of you see I am a country boy.

当你看到这条朋友圈的时候，你已经看到这条朋友圈了。

When you see this circle of friends, you have already seen this circle of friends.

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