适合发说说的沙雕句子 可爱逗比（点赞超高）

别的女孩子说她不蹦迪不喝酒不泡吧，你说人家是个好女孩，可我呢，你说我是个没见过世面的土狗？

The other girls say she doesn"t jump and drink and do n" t soak, you say people are a good girl, but I, you say I have never seen the earth dog?

别对我动心，我会冻上你的心。

don"t be mad at me, I" ll freeze your heart

抽一个帅哥和我炒作一下，有点绯闻什么的。

A hot guy and I, a little gossip。

朋友们凌晨好，不好也行，反正我很爽。

Friends good early in the morning, not good also OK, anyway I am very cool

有一天我和别人干架，别人问我混哪里，我说完就给我一嘴巴，我只是说了我混黑眼圈的。

One day I fight with someone else, they ask me where to mix, I said give me a mouth, I just said I mix black eyes

今天心情很好，老婆的确功不可没，要不是她一天没和俺说话哪里会有这样安静祥和的一天呢。

Today is in a good mood, the wife is indeed a credit, but she did not speak to me where there would be such a quiet and peaceful day

找男朋友一定要找爱打游戏的，他没回你信息时，十有八九你能猜到他在游戏，遇到不玩游戏的，他在干嘛你都不知道。

Find a boyfriend must find love to play games, he did not return your information, nine out of ten you can guess he is in the game, meet not to play games,he is what you do not know

你在拍风景，看风景的人正吐槽你。所以不要沾沾自喜，因为不是每个人都带了眼睛。

you"re shooting the scenery, the people watching the scenery are complainingabout you. So don"t be complacent, because not everyone has eyes.

我长这么好看，完全归功于我的父母是他们给了我这双心灵手巧的手，才能把照片P得那么好看。

I am so goodlooking, thanks entirely to my parents who gave me this clever hand to P the picture so good-looking

明天就是高考了，希望大家都保持一个愉快的心情进考场，加油！

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