可爱与搞笑并存的沙雕句子（逗比网友专属）

买菠萝的时候记得摇一摇，要让海绵宝宝和小蜗先逃出来。

When buying pineapple, you should shake it to let SpongeBob and snail escape first.

喜欢吃一样东西是藏不住的，就算捂住嘴巴，口水还是会从指缝中溢出来。

You can"t hide what you like to eat. Even if you cover your mouth, your saliva will still overflow from your fingers.

想去旅游，总结了一份非常实用的旅行攻略：多带点钱。

I want to travel, so I summed up a very practical travel strategy: You should bring more money.

觉着身体哪有点小毛病，最好还是别去网上搜索，每次搜完，都感觉命不久矣。

If you feel sick, you"d better not search the Internet for the cause, because every time I finish searching, I feel dead soon.

我发自拍一般都会屏蔽家人，别问我为什么，我怕他们不认识我。

I usually shield my families when I take selfies. Don"t ask me why. I"m afraid they don"t know me.

你如果缓缓把手举起来，举到顶，再突然张开五指，那恭喜你，你刚刚给自己放了个烟花。

If you slowly raise your hand to the top of your head and then suddenly open your fingers. Congratulations, you just set yourself a fireworks.

你再怎么好，也不可能十全十美，我再怎么不好，也算独一无二。

You can"t be perfect no matter how good you are. I"m unique no matter how bad I am.

看见别人都那么努力，那么意气风发地走在成功的路上，你问问自己，难道就不想成为他们的绊脚石吗？

When you see others working so hard on their way to success, you ask yourself, don"t you want to be a stumbling block for them?

考试的时候，监考老师让把与考试无关的东西交到讲桌上，我真想把自己交上去。

During the exam, the invigilator asked me to hand in the things irrelevant to the exam to thedesk. I really want to hand in myself.

图源来自网络，侵权致歉，谢谢！