让你笑得肚子疼的句子 搞笑幽默（逗你一笑）

我坚信，只要我们一直坚持不懈的搞笑，那么那些总是嘲笑我们的人，早晚有一天，肯定会被笑死的。

I firmly believe that as long as we have been unswervingly funny, then those who always laugh at us, sooner or later one day, certainly will be laughed to death.

你以为我每天起早贪黑的做一个多小时的公交去去上班，这么努力你以为我是为了什么？对，没错，我就是为了让那些曾经看不起我的人知道，他们的想法是对的！

Do you know why I think of you every morning when I copy the paper?You think I get up early and get up late every day to take the bus to work for more than an hour. What do you think I do for? Yes, yes, I just want to let those who have looked down on me know that they are right!

我这个人特别的内向，所以每次跟别人去吃饭的时候，我都是不好意思去跟别人抢着结账的。

I am a very introverted person, so every time when I go to have a meal with others, I feel embarrassed to fight for the bill.

年轻人啊，千万不要怕吃苦，只有年轻的时候多经历一些困难的事情，这样等你老了以后，你才能习惯去过这些个困难的日子。

Don"t be afraid of hardship, young man. Only when you are young can you experience difficult things so that when you are old, you can get used to living in the difficult times.

冬天的时候是早上起床最困难的时候了，针对这一现象，我想告诉你们一个方法，那就是你晚上可以不睡觉，那么早上你就不会遇到起不来的难题啦！

Winter is the most difficult time to get up in the morning. In view of this phenomenon, I would like to tell you a method, that is, you can stay up at night, so you won"t have trouble getting up in the morning!

小时候的我总是在切洋葱的时候被熏哭，后来我便想到了一个办法，那就是切洋葱的时候我可以闭着眼睛切呀，这样就不会被熏得流眼泪了，可是当我的手被刀切到的那一瞬间，我还是痛得流下了眼泪。

When I was a child, I was always crying when cutting Onions. Then I thought of a way, that is, I could cut Onions with my eyes closed, so that I would not be smoked to tears. However, when my hand was cut by the knife, I still felt the pain and cried.

我要给你讲个故事，从前有一个吸血鬼，他吸了一个热血青年的血，于是神奇的事情发生了，她的嘴巴就被烫出了很多个大泡。

I want to tell you a story, once upon a time there was a vampire, he sucked the blood of a hot-blooded youth, so a magical thing happened, her mouth was hot out of a lot of big bubbles.

我知道现在有一些人总是心怀不轨，等着看我出丑，等着看我的笑话，针对于这些人，我只想说，你们就这样等着吧，我真的有很多的笑话可以看的。

I know there are some people out there who are just waiting for me to make a fool of myself, waiting for my jokes, and to those people, I just want to say, just wait, I have a lot of jokes to read.

开着跑车，副驾驶上放着限量版的包包，浑身上下都是名牌，像这样的生活，说真的，我刚才骑着共享单车等红灯的时候，看得清清楚楚。

With a sports car, limited-edition bags on the passenger seat and designer labels all over your body, I can honestly say I saw it all when I was riding my bike at a red light.

也不知道为什么，现在的年轻人总是很着急的，就要上床了！真的搞不懂他们，在现代这个社会，就算早早地上了床又有什么用呢？

Also do not know why, present young people always very anxious of, be about to go to bed! Really do not understand them, in this modern society, even if early on the bed and what is the use?

手机这么好看，你不也是一直在刷手机，睡不着吗？

The phone is so beautiful, don"t you also brush the phone all the time, can"t sleep?

结语：刚看到开头的你，猜到最后的结尾了吗？哈哈哈，每天笑一笑，开心会来到，你还喜欢什么样的句子？欢迎评论下方留言，尽量给你安排哦！

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