搞笑的句子 朋友圈沙雕文案（让人开心的笑话 做个快乐的人）

1、如果今天上帝没有给你想要的，不是因为你值得更好的，而是因为你不配。

If God doesn"t give you what you want today, it"s not because you deserve better, but because you don"t deserve it.

2、生活当中，有趣和好奇心顶多是为了取悦自己，而有用和有意思就是为了取悦别人。

In life, the most interesting and curious is to please yourself, while the most useful and interesting is to please others.

3、别人都用几万几十万的包，而我厉害了只能用表情包。

Others use hundreds of thousands of bags, but I can only use the expression bag when I am powerful.

4、新的一年，希望大家都能睡到心仪的人。

In the new year, I hope everyone can sleep to the right person.

5、别把我当情敌，毕竟我可看不上你对象。

Don"t treat me as a rival. After all, I don"t like you.

6、每个月到了交话费的时候，才知道我的话那么值钱。

Only when it"s time to pay the phone bill every month do I know that my words are so valuable.

7、跟我混吧，有我一口饭吃，就会有你一个碗刷。

Hang out with me. If I have a bite to eat, you will have a bowl brush.

8、大家好，你们猜得不错，旁边这个比我丑的就是我朋友。

Hello everyone, you guessed well. The one next to me who is uglier than me is my friend.

9、这都不点赞，说明你手机有问题！

It"s not like that. It means there"s something wrong with your mobile phone!

10、不想聊天了，就聊云吧。

If you don"t want to chat, just talk about the cloud.

11、玛莎拉蒂我只买得起一小半，主要是沙拉的部分。

Maserati, I can only afford half of it, mainly the salad part.

12、所谓英雄不问出路，光棍不看岁数。

The so-called hero does not ask the way out, bachelor does not look at age.

13、别人一谈对象谈三年，我一句谈吗问了三年。

I have been talking about it for three years.

14、嫌对象消息回得慢怎么办，换我吧，我回得快。

If you don"t like the slow response of the target message, it"s my turn. I can get it back quickly.

15、别人都是参加女团，而我就厉害了，我打开了美团。

Everyone else joined the women"s League, but I was very good. I opened the meituan.

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