朋友圈精选的皮句子 风趣幽默（趣味满满）

1、但愿人长久，千里不长肉。

I hope people will live for a long time, and meat will not grow for thousands of miles.

2、对我好一点，我和我的可爱都给你。

Be nice to me. I"ll give you both my loveliness and me.

3、记得给自己的开心充值，别再让它停机了。

Remember to recharge your happiness, don"t stop it.

4、争吵解决不了问题，那你夸我试试。

Quarrel can"t solve the problem, so you praise me.

5、锻炼身体吧！你总不能单身还胖若两人。

Take exercise! You can"t be single, but you are as fat as two people.

6、天上的星星真好看，可以帮我摘几颗，放在我的段位上吗？

The stars in the sky are so beautiful. Can you pick some for me and put them on my rank?

7、钥匙圈是一种十分实用的小工具，它可以让我一次性把所有钥匙都丢光。

Keyring is a very practical tool, it allows me to lose all the keys at one time.

8、昨晚跟蚊子战了一宿，打了个平手，它没吃饱，我没睡好。

Last night, I fought with the mosquito all night and got a draw. It didn"t eat enough and I didn"t sleep well.

9、如果一个女孩从长发变成短发，从保守变成开放，你不妨问问她有多热？

If a girl"s hair changes from long to short, from conservative to open, how hot is she?

10、不用看了，他是我对象，不是很对，但是很像。

Don"t look. He"s my object. It"s not right, but it"s very similar.

11、教你一个可以快速变瘦的方法吧！把你的心放在我这。

Teach you a way to lose weight quickly! Put your heart in me.

12、我只是个幼儿园毕业十几年的孩子，为什么要面对这么多？

I"m just a child who graduated from kindergarten for more than ten years. Why should I face so many problems?

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