朋友圈很皮很逗的句子 经典搞笑（心情不好时看看）

底子差，即使掏再多的钱，整成天仙，生下来的，还是癞蛤蟆！

Poor foundation, even if more money, the whole into a fairy, born, or toad!

穿别人的鞋走别人的路，让别人既找不到鞋又找不到路。

Wear other people"s shoes and go their way, so that others can not find their shoes and their way.

砍价是一种包含：哲学、交涉、辩论、外交，等多种文学艺术的一种综合性语言能力。

Bargaining is a kind of comprehensive language ability which includes philosophy, negotiation, debate, diplomacy and so on.

情不伤人，人自伤。情不作孽，人作孽。天不弄人，上天脑子就秀逗啦。

Love doesn"t hurt others, but people hurt themselves. Love does not do evil, but man does evil. If heaven doesn"t make people, heaven"s brain will be funny.

原以为自己挺恶的，认识了他才知道比我还善的人几乎不存在。

I thought I was very evil. I knew him before I knew that there were few people who were better than me.

小时候，一直以为世界上只有两个国家，一个是中国，一个是外国。

When I was a child, I always thought there were only two countries in the world, one is China, the other is foreign countries.

亲，不要玩骨感了，你就不怕孙悟空看见你，给你三棍子？

Pro, don"t play bony, you are not afraid of the monkey king to see you, give you three sticks?

在对的时间，对的地点，遇见对的人。那或许不是你的良人，而是仇人。

Meet the right person at the right time and place. It may not be your lover, but your enemy.

原谅他是上帝的事情，我的任务，就是送他去见上帝！

It"s God"s business to forgive him. My task is to send him to see God!

我喝了这么多优乐美奶茶，也没见过周杰伦来问我是他的谁。

I"ve drunk so much milk tea, and I haven"t seen Jay Chou come to ask me who he is.

好马不吃回头草，所以我一直不回头向前绕圈走，结果我又碰上那草了。

A good horse doesn"t take back the grass, so I didn"t turn back and walk forward in a circle. As a result, I met the grass again.

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