高质量朋友圈的皮句子 沙雕可爱（适合解压）

1、人的理想是会变的，比如以前我想致富，而现在我只想脱贫。

People"s ideals will change. For example, I wanted to get rich before, but now I just want to get rid of poverty.

2、有一种悲哀叫做，这道数学题已经超出了我的语文理解范围。

There is a kind of sadness called, this math problem has gone beyond the scope of my Chinese understanding.

3、吃什么减肥最快？吃苦。

What is the fastest way to lose weight? Suffering hardships.

4、我一定要努力，让那些嘲笑我的人，被我笑死。

I must try my best to make those who laugh at me laugh to death.

5、以后说话记得反着来，毕竟生活最喜欢的就是打脸。

After all, the favorite thing in life is slapping face.

6、懒是每个人的天性，而我把它释放到了极致。

Lazy is everyone"s nature, and I release it to the extreme.

7、等我圈住你的时候，我就只猪圈。

When I circle you, I"ll be a pigsty.

8、长胖就不高兴，不高兴就吃零食，吃零食就会长胖。

Fat is not happy, not happy to eat snacks, snacks will grow fat.

9、最近感觉脑瓜子痒痒的，是不是要长脑子了啊！

Recently feel brain melon seed itchy, want to grow a brain!

10、想赚钱就得怕钱，不能爱钱，因为怕什么来什么。

If you want to make money, you have to be afraid of money. You can"t love money, because what you are afraid of comes with what you are afraid of.

11、我觉得我是小时候兴趣班上多了，长大才没兴趣上班。

I think I was more interested in class when I was a child, but I didn"t like to go to work when I grew up.

12、别人有钱就存卡里，我有钱就存卡路里。

When other people have money, they put it in their cards. When I have money, I put in calories.

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