点赞超多的沙雕句子 很皮很有趣（句句笑死人）

但凡有一个长过得去的异性约你出去，你现在也不会在这里看我发段子。

If you are asked to go out by a decent looking opposite sex, you won"t be here to see my hair.

游戏输了还可以赢回来，但人不骂就再也匹配不到了。

You can win back if you lose, but you can"t match if you don"t scold.

如果你确实没什么朋友，那就去对喜欢的人表白，对方会提出拿你当朋友的。

If you really don"t have any friends, go to the person you like and they will offer you as a friend.

网红都去野餐了，我也学着去野餐，刚把野餐布铺好， 保安说这里不让摆摊。

Wang Hongdu has gone on a picnic. I also learned to go on a picnic. I just laid out the picnic cloth. The security guard said that no stall is allowed here.

和对象一起干过最疯狂的事，就是20多年从来没见过面。

The craziest thing I"ve ever done with a partner is that I"ve never met him in more than 20 years.

都说下雨天适合吃点热腾腾的东西，于是你去吃了美味的麻辣火锅，我在家泡了碗酸菜味的干脆面。

It"s said that it"s suitable to eat something hot in rainy days, so you went to eat delicious spicy hot pot, and I made a bowl of instant noodles with sour vegetable flavor at home.

美团把我账号封了，因为我一天吃8顿，他们怀疑我刷单。

Meituan blocked my account because I ate eight meals a day, and they suspected that I would brush the bill.

我真的受够这个天气了，别人杀死月亮拐跑月亮贩卖月亮，我今天要他妈的炸掉太阳。

I"m really fed up with this weather. Someone killed the moon, turned it away and sold it. I want to blow up the sun fucking today.

你在朋友圈分享日常，我在朋友圈复制段子，你我都有美好的未来。

You share your daily life in the circle of friends, I copy the stories in the circle of friends, you and I have a bright future.

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