沙雕有趣的句子 可爱幽默（看完很开心）

今日代练接单：奶茶代喝 外卖代吃 闲钱代花。

Today"s practice orders: milk tea on behalf of drinking, take out on behalf of eating, spare money on behalf of spending.

上帝如果没有办法把我变瘦的话，就把我的朋友们变胖吧。

If God can"t make me thin, make my friends fat.

年年打工年年愁，天天加班像只猴，加班加点无报酬，天天挨骂无理由。

Working every year, worrying every year, working overtime every day like a monkey, working overtime without pay, being scolded every day without reason.

爱上一个不可能的人，就好比在火车站等一艘船。这句话听上去好像是怪船不来，其实是说你脑子进水了，非要在火车站等，还赖人家船不来。

Falling in love with an impossible person is like waiting for a boat at a railway station. This sentence sounds like a strange boat doesn"t come. In fact, it means that you have to wait at the railway station because someone else"s boat doesn"t come.

你要吃饱，要早睡，不要仗着自己长得丑就可以任意熬夜。

You should eat enough, go to bed early, and don"t stay up late just because you are ugly.

满脑子的智慧硬生生地撑大了我的脸。

The wisdom of my head just stretched my face.

都说南方和北方差异很大，亲身经历以后发现确实如此，比如说在南方大家都说我丑，而到了北方大家都说我磕碜。

It is said that there is a great difference between the South and the north. After personal experience, I found that this is true. For example, in the south, everyone said I was ugly, while in the north, everyone said I was embarrassed.

不要没完没了的修图，你现实中长得多丑，我们都知道。

We all know how ugly you are in reality.

人生有得必有失，我一个朋友嫁了一个很帅的老公，但她却因此失去了烦恼。

There are gains and losses in life. A friend of mine married a handsome husband, but she lost her troubles.

你用什么手机？点赞收费吗？为什么不给我点赞呢？

What cell phone do you use? Do you charge for like? Why don"t you praise me?

吃货间的友谊是：“下一顿吃什么”。

The friendship between eaters is "what to eat next".

钱能不能买到快乐我不知道，但我很快乐，能卖钱吗？

I don"t know if money can buy happiness, but I am very happy. Can I sell money?

女人被甩：相貌问题。男人被甩：房、车问题。我被甩：那个人的脑子有问题。

Women dumped: looks. Man dumped: house, car problem. I was dumped: there was something wrong with that person"s brain.

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