可爱又有趣的小句子 幽默搞怪（特别招人喜欢）

我终于能像明星一样喊出这句话：别拍了别拍了。

I can finally shout out this sentence like a star: don"t shoot, don"t shoot.

一眨眼就快18岁了，早知道就不眨眼了。

As soon as I blinked, I would be 18 years old. I knew I would not blink.

我年纪轻轻就成为了别人嘴里的网红，不是因为才华，也不是因为颜值，就因为发朋友圈然后不回信息。

When I was young, I became a net red in other people"s mouths, not because of my talent, not because of my beauty, just because I sent a circle of friends and didn"t return information.

肉长出来可以再减，但是好吃的过期了就不能吃了。

The meat can be cut down again when it grows, but the delicious ones can"t be eaten when they are out of date.

一个人吃饭总觉得孤单，但一个人吃零食就不会。

The meat can be cut down again when it grows, but the delicious ones can"t be eaten when they are out of date.

我虽然没有梦想，但我和咸鱼最大的区别就是 咸鱼超咸而我超甜。

Although I have no dream, the biggest difference between me and salted fish is that salted fish is super salty and I am super sweet.

出门打工7年，回家发现空调没关，电费32.8万。

After 7 years of working outside, I found that the air conditioner was not turned off and the electricity fee was 328000.

我没回消息就是不在，发朋友圈没回消息就是心里回了，你心里没收到，说明我们不心有灵犀。

I didn"t reply to the news is not in, send the friend circle didn"t reply to the news is in the heart, you didn"t receive in the heart, it shows that we don"t want to have the spirit.

我是个有原则的人，我的原则就是看心情。

I am a man of principle. My principle is to see the mood.

漂亮的话我是不会说，但是漂亮的我正在说话。

I can"t say beautiful words, but I"m talking beautiful.

已经十几个小时没有发朋友圈了，不难看出来，我是一个沉默寡言，内向腼腆，成熟稳重的女孩子吧。

It"s been more than ten hours since I"ve made friends. It"s not hard to see that I"m a quiet, shy, mature and stable girl.

感谢王者荣耀经常给我平淡无奇的生活，增添几分怒火。

Thanks for the king"s glory, which often brings me a little anger in my ordinary life.

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