双十一购物的皮句子 可爱有趣（朗朗上口）

1、花钱不眨眼的女人，只有一个下场：好看。

A woman who spends money without blinking has only one end: good-looking.

2、预算基本已经被掏空，未来，请对吃土少女温柔一点。

The budget has been basically hollowed out. In the future, please be gentle with the girl who eats the soil.

3、为了防止双十一剁手，我已经提前把钱花光了，完全不觉得哪里不对呢！

In order to prevent double 11 to chop hands, I have already spent all my money in advance, and I don"t think what"s wrong!

4、双十一，请个人帮我付尾款，我帮你加购。

Double eleven, please pay the balance for me, I"ll help you buy more.

5、想不到此时此刻，最想见却见不到的男人就是快递员。

Unexpectedly at this moment, the most want to see but not see the man is the courier.

6、别再问我双十一打算入什么了，你觉得我这么穷还能入什么？我打算入土。

Don"t ask me what I"m going to enter in the Double Eleven. What do you think I can enter when I"m so poor? I"m going to be buried.

7、闺蜜问我，追我的男人那么多，到底喜欢哪款？我说，帮我付尾款的。

My best friend asked me, which one do you like after all? I said, the one who paid the balance for me.

8、付定金的时候感觉赚了整个世界，付尾款的时候感觉整个世界都没了。

When I pay the deposit, I feel that I have made the whole world. When I pay the balance, I feel that the whole world is gone.

9、听说双十一都便宜，那你能不能和我在一起，便宜便宜我。

I heard that double eleven is cheap, so can you stay with me and let me take advantage of it?

10、今晚零点起，我们一起做个明媚的女子，不倾国不倾城，只倾家荡产。

From 0:00 this evening, we will be a beautiful woman together. We will not lose our country or our city, but will only lose our family and property.

11、每年双十一跟情人节有什么分别？又虐狗，又剁手？

What"s the difference between double eleven and Valentine"s day every year? Dog abuse and hand chopping?

12、光棍节是为了提醒我丑，双十一是为了提醒我穷。

Singles Day is to remind me of ugliness, double 11 is to remind me of poverty.

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