适合日常发的有趣句子 简短俏皮（太喜欢了）

1、天天担心今天的自己比昨天更可爱。

Every day I worry that I am more lovely than yesterday.

2、看着自己一天比一天可爱，也是怪可怕的。

Looking at myself more and more lovely day by day, it is also strange and terrible.

3、要怎样才能得到你，麻袋还是甜言蜜语。

How to get you, sack or sweet talk.

4、你叫不醒一个装睡的人，但关空调可以。

You can"t wake a sleeping man, but turn off the air conditioner.

5、白开水矿泉水，我是你的快乐水。

Boiled water, mineral water, I am your happy water.

6、和我在一起吧，起码我比别人多出十斤肉在爱你。

Be with me, at least I love you more than others.

7、今天淋雨了，真担心，我怕我会可爱到发芽。

It"s raining today. I"m worried. I"m afraid I"ll be cute enough to sprout.

8、是金子，总会被我花光。

It"s gold. I"ll spend it all.

9、要是我的肥肉，也能离家出走就好了。

If my fat can run away from home, that"s fine.

10、太久没运动了，我决定在王者荣耀里跑它个几百米。

I haven"t exercised for a long time, so I decided to run it a few hundred meters in the glory of the king.

11、嫌天热就向喜欢的人表白，不一会心就凉了。

Dislike the hot day to the people like to express, after a while the heart is cold.

12、吃什么补什么，夏天吃布丁，蚊子就不叮。

What to eat to make up what, eat pudding in summer, mosquito does not bite.

13、我可以亲口对你说晚安吗？先出口再说。

May I say good night to you personally? Export first.

14、只要这句话够长，就有笨蛋跟着读。

As long as this sentence is long enough, some idiot will follow.

15、上了很多年学，却什么也没学会，请叫我白“学”公主。

I have been studying for many years, but I haven"t learned anything. Please call me white "learn" princess.

16、最近还有人需要工作吗？我在招人喜欢。

Is there anyone else who needs work recently? I"m being liked.

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