可以发动态的沙雕句子 好玩又有趣（拿去发朋友圈吧）

刚才看了一个心理测试，关于性格的，你们一般在家里是叫爸爸还是爹，评论看看你是什么性格。

Just now I saw a psychological test. As for character, you usually call it dad or dad at home. Comment and see what kind of character you are.

挑战一百天不说脏话，今天是第一天，开他妈的始。

Challenge a hundred days without swearing, today is the first day, the start of fucking.

今天第一次去摆摊，实在不知道摆啥好，于是在路边摆了个碗，净赚55元，收摊回家。

Today, I went to set up a stall for the first time. I really didn"t know what to set up. So I set up a bowl on the side of the road. I made 55 yuan net and went home.

刚刚心情不好，一口气删了微信上所有人，留了几个最美的，希望你们能看见。

Just now, I was in a bad mood. I deleted everyone on wechat and left some of the most beautiful ones. I hope you can see them.

糟糕，王子和公主全跑我评论区里了。

Oh, the prince and the princess are all in my comment area..

我已经起床20年了，那可是7315个仰卧起坐啊！怎么还没练出可以炫耀的腹肌？

I"ve been up for 20 years. That"s 7315 sit ups! How come you haven"t got a show off ABS yet?

有人网恋吗？只能接受5km以内的异地恋，再远我的自行车就爆胎了。

Is anyone in love online? I can only accept long-distance love within 5km, and my bike will blow out in the distance

今天不发朋友圈了，思念的滋味你们慢慢体会。

Today, I don"t want to send you a circle of friends. I miss you very much.

自从我妈知道单身狗这个词后，她已经忘了我叫什么名字了。

My mother has forgotten my name since she knew the word single dog.

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