幽默自嘲的句子 经典俏皮（欢笑多多）
1.别埋怨老天的不公平，其实老天那么忙，他连你是谁都不知道。
Don"t complain about the unfairness of God. In fact, God is so busy that he doesn"t even know who you are.
2.有人总说自己是外貌协会的，我觉得这长相还是把外貌去掉吧，就是协会的。
Some people always say that they belong to the appearance Association. I think it"s better to remove the appearance, which is the association"s.
3.失败之后，权利少了，钱少了，朋友少了，就连亲戚都少了。
After failure, there is less power, less money, less friends and even less relatives.
4.有人说脸胖嘟嘟的真可爱，自己却去狂打瘦脸针。
Some people say that the face is really cute and chubby, but they go crazy to play thin face needle.
5.我们这下雪了，不知道你那下没下，如果你没穿羽绒服，我希望再下大一点。
It"s snowing here. I don"t know if you don"t wear down jacket. I hope it"s bigger.
6.朋友圈发自拍的人差不多就行了，美图秀秀功能再强大，也别忘了咱们是见过面的。
It"s almost enough for friends to send self portraits. No matter how powerful the function of Meitu XiuXiu is, don"t forget that we have met each other.
7.对待前任你是什么态度，我希望他越来越帅，绿色帽子各式各样。
What"s your attitude towards your ex? I hope he will be more and more handsome and green hats are various.
8.有时候我也不想重视自己，可是体重不允许啊。
Sometimes I don"t want to pay attention to myself, but the weight is not allowed.
9.送给你喜欢的人一只口红吧，起码她在亲自己喜欢的人时你也有存在感。
Give someone you like a lipstick. At least you have a sense of presence when she kisses someone you like.
10.你长的这么美，首先要感谢自己的父母，其次要感谢美图秀秀，最后要感谢自己P图的双手。
You look so beautiful, first of all, you should thank your parents, secondly, you should thank Meitu XiuXiu, and finally you should thank yourself for your hands.
11.今天天气很好，在卧室呆久了，准备去书房走走。
It"s a fine day today. I"ve been in my bedroom for a long time. I"m going to take a walk in my study.
12.结婚以后打老公一定要脱了衣服，因为穿着衣服叫家暴，脱了衣服叫情调。
After marriage, the husband must take off his clothes, because wearing clothes is called domestic violence, taking off clothes is called emotional appeal.
13.脱贫不像脱发那么容易，发福倒是比发财容易。
Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing one"s hair, but getting fat is easier than getting rich.
14.我一般都上午和下午出现，因为怕你早晚会爱上我。
I usually appear in the morning and afternoon because I"m afraid you will fall in love with me sooner or later.
15.有些人是甘愿陷入不快乐的。
Some people are willing to be unhappy.
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