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一,一旦学会破罐破摔,你就会发现世界豁然开朗

Once you learn to break the cans, you will find that the world is suddenly enlightened

二,减肥没有那么容易,每块肉都有他的脾气

Losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has his temper

三,我们都爱过,伤过,痛过,恨过,就是没瘦过

We all love, hurt, hurt, hate, but never lose weight

四,你要是不喜欢我, 就请你靠边站。 别挡着我行走江湖

If you don"t like me, please step aside. Don"t stand in my way

五,你有你的大长腿,我有我的小短腿,不是很长但是够用,安排!

You have your long legs, I have my short legs, not very long but enough, arrange!

六,这么冷的天,现在想约我出去玩的人,我都感觉是在害我

In such a cold day, people who want to ask me out to play now feel that they are hurting me.

七,我的法拉利刚入手一个多星期,总感觉动力不足方向感也不行,找了懂车的内行人看了一下,原来是电池该换了

My Ferrari has just started for more than a week, and I always feel that my power is insufficient and my sense of direction is not good. I looked at the insiders who know the car and found that the battery should be changed

八,没有一丝丝防备,你就这样让我

吐了Without the slightest precaution, you just made me throw up.

九,你们一直催催催,博主也是人,他也要休息,一直更新,他不累吗?但是,他累点,跟我有什么关系呢?这边建议累不死就给我往死里更新谢谢!

You have been urging. The blogger is also a human being. He needs to rest and keep updating. Isn"t he tired? But what does it matter to me that he is tired? Here, I suggest you update me to the dead if you are tired. Thank you!

十,尊敬的楼主,您订购的十五字已到账,请注意查收

Dear landlord, the fifteen words you ordered have arrived, please pay attention to check them

十一,讥讽于谈笑间,笑骂于无形中,层次之高,境界之深,非我等所能及

Sarcasm in conversation and laughter, ridicule in invisibility, high level, deep realm, beyond our reach

十二,边洗澡边刷视频,刷到这个的时候正在抹沐浴露,你知道用下巴点赞有多困难吗?

I brushed the video while taking a bath. I was wearing shower gel when I brushed this. Do you know how difficult it is to praise with my chin?

十三,你这里有一个老粉快糊了,你不打算翻个面吗?

You have an old powder here that is going to burn. Aren"t you going to turn it over?

十四,先赞后看,已成习惯。翻我

It"s a habit to praise before watching. Turn over me

十五,我就来看看评论里哪个孙子能脱颖而出!

Let me see which grandson can stand out in the comments!

十六,我内心毫无波澜甚至还有一点想笑!

I have no waves in my heart and even want to laugh!

十七,别人的男朋友从来都不会让我失望

Other people"s boyfriends never let me down

十八,这家技术太高,我们换一家喷

Are you afraid I"ll learn when you get it so fast?

十九,你弄这么快,是怕我学会么

Are you afraid I"ll learn when you get it so fast?

二十,人为什么要读书,读了书就能上热评,像我这种就只能说一句”真好啊“

Why do people want to read books? When they read books, they can get hot reviews. People like me can only say "how nice"

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