发朋友圈古灵精怪的句子 洋气调皮（趣味满满）

1、我发誓我明天一定不熬夜，如果再熬夜我就再发誓。

I swear I won"t stay up late tomorrow. If I stay up late again, I will swear again.

2、我的同学：假期在家好好学习，满满一肚子墨水。

我：假期在家天天干饭，一肚子油水。

My classmate: study hard at home during the holiday, full of ink.

Me: during the holidays, I eat at home every day. I"m full of oil and water.

3、我一般生完气一会儿就又开始笑了，其实我也想酷酷的不理人，可是我憋不住。

I usually laugh after I get angry. In fact, I want to be cool and ignore people, but I can"t hold it.

4、有人相爱，有人夜里看海，有人听见快上课了一口气没喘上来。

Some people love each other, some people watch the sea at night, some people hear that they are going to class and have no breath.

5、男朋友做的最感动我的事：为了不打扰我平静的生活，至今未出现。

The most touching thing my boyfriend did: in order not to disturb my peaceful life, it has not appeared so far.

6、现在的年轻人都听不进劝，我劝他们做我的男朋友，没有一个听的。

Today"s young people do not listen to advice, I advise them to be my boyfriends, no one listen.

7、有没有需要加餐的同学，我头上有刚长的蘑菇。

Do you have any students who need extra meals? I have mushrooms on my head.

8、什么是女孩子，哭着哭着哭到一半跑到镜子前，看看自己好不好看。

What is a girl, crying to cry half run to the mirror, to see if they look good.

9、上课铃一响，我就看见一棵巨大的安眠药走上讲台。

As soon as the bell rang, I saw a huge sleeping pill on the platform.

10、谈恋爱应该找一个互补的，比如你爱吃榴莲，他爱跪榴莲壳。

Love should find a complementary, such as you love to eat durian, he loves to kneel durian shell.

11、混得不错，今年攒了三个亿，一个回忆，一个失忆，一个不容易。

It"s a good mix. I"ve saved 300 million this year. One is memory, one is amnesia, and the other is not easy.

12、我最近因为长相问题感到非常难过，甚至自卑，因为总有人跟我说长得好看的没一个好东西。

Recently, I feel very sad because of my appearance, and even feel inferior, because someone always tells me that there is nothing good that looks good.

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