适合考试发的俏皮句子 精辟搞笑（句句乐翻天）

1.每次老师说：请把和考试无关的东西放讲台上。我就很想把自己放到讲台上。

Every time the teacher says: please put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform. I really want to put myself on the stage.

2.有人考试靠实力，有人考试靠视力，而我考试靠想象力。

Some test by strength, some test by vision, and I test by imagination.

3.考试的时候，我成功地避开了所有正确答案。

During the exam, I successfully avoided all the correct answers.

4.学习就学习，为什么还要考试，怎么人与人之间一点信任都没有？

Learning is enough. Why do we have to take exams? How can we have no trust among people?

5.这次考试的宗旨就四个字：重在参与。

The purpose of this examination is four words: the emphasis is on participation.

6.考试之前心飞扬，考试之后透心凉。

Before the exam, my heart is flying, and after the exam, my heart is cold.

7.期末考试不给老师露一手，他还真以为把我教会了。

If I don"t show my hand to the teacher in the final exam, he really thinks he taught me.

8.考试就像当医生，反正出来第一句就是，我尽力了。

The exam is like being a doctor. Anyway, the first sentence is that I tried my best.

9.考试时学霸就像Wi-Fi，方圆十米内全是要密码的人。

Learning bully in the exam is like wifi. People who want passwords are all within 10 meters.

10.我要稳稳的分数，能抵挡考试的残酷，在成堆学霸里，能有个归宿。

I want a stable score, which can withstand the cruelty of the exam, and have a home in the pile of learning bullies.

11.我们都是：上课睡觉觉，下课蹦跳跳，考试死翘翘。

We are all: sleeping in class, skipping after class, and dead in the exam.

12.我把最好的时光给了学校，学校却用考试难为我。

I gave my best time to the school, but the school made me difficult with the exam.

13.期末考最崩溃的时候，是看到一道题模糊的，记得老师讲过，但清楚地记得自己没听。

When the final exam collapsed, I saw a vague question. I remember that the teacher said it, but I clearly remember that I didn"t listen.

14.这次期末考试，本想一鸣惊人，可是当考卷发下来时，我决定还是隐藏实力。

This final exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when the exam papers came out, I decided to hide my strength.

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