贼拉拉有趣的搞怪句子 又皮又逗（太可爱了）

1、人家在学校和男朋友牵牵小手，散散歩，我在学校：到点了，吃饭了，吃饭了。

At school, others and her boyfriend hold hands and walk away. I"m at school: it"s time. ate. ate.

2、你说你冷，我让你多穿点。你又说你冷的时候前男友都会抱抱你，我急了，这大半夜的，上哪去找你前男友。

You said you were cold, I told you to wear more. You said that your ex-boyfriend would hug you when you were cold. I was in a hurry. Where can I find your ex-boyfriend in the middle of the night?

3、如果睡不着请跟我来数，一只羊，两只羊，三只羊，烤全羊，烤羊腿……

If you can"t sleep, please count with me, one sheep, two sheep, three sheep, roast whole sheep, roast leg of lamb …

4、“转我两块钱，给你买个好东西”

“我转给你了，你买了什么”

“买个教训”

"Give me two yuan to buy you a good thing"

"I gave it to you. What did you buy?"

"Buy a lesson"

5、我太全能了吧，表情包又多又甜，脾气又好，天天逗你们开心，真是太完美了，好羡慕你们拥有我这样的好友。

I"m too omnipotent. I have many sweet expression packs and a good temper. I make you happy every day. It"s perfect. I envy you for having such a good friend.

6、以前年少轻狂，现在不了，还是狂，就是不轻了。

In the past, I was young and frivolous, but now I can"t, I"m still crazy, but I"m not light.

7、2020年都快过了，甜甜的恋爱还没轮到我，我是不是被插队了？

2020 is almost over. Until now, sweet love is not my turn. Am I being cut in the queue?

8、甜妹就是甜妹，发什么文案都是甜的。

A sweet girl is a sweet girl, and any copy she sends is sweet.

9、男人只会影响我出剑的速度，所以我把剑丢了，来点男人。

Men will only affect the speed of my sword, so I lost my sword. Let"s have some men.

10、别看现在的年轻人挺穷的，但他们可是掌握了一百种犒劳自己的理由。

Don"t look at the young people who are poor now, but they have 100 reasons to reward themselves.

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