酷到爆的霸气怼人句子（杠精看了都害怕）

1.长得很有创意，活得真有勇气。

It"s very creative and courageous to live.

2.你怎么长得这么有考古价值。

Why do you look so archaeological.

3.你瞅你那五官，各长各的，谁都不服谁。

If you look at your features, each of them has his own head, no one will agree with him.

4.没文化可以学习，丑陋可以完整，你真的没有法治。

No culture to learn, ugly to complete, you really have no rule of law.

5.你看你穿的很危险，但你长得很安全。

You see it"s dangerous, but you look safe

6.巴黎圣母院缺一个敲钟的，你去正合适。

Notre Dame is short of a bell ringer. It"s just right for you to go.

7.上帝向人类撒过一把脑子，所以人都接受了洗礼，只有你撑着伞走过了。

God sprinkled a brain on human beings, so people were baptized, only you walked by with an umbrella.

8.我怎么敢碰你呢，我怕我买的洗手液买穷自己。

How dare I touch you? I"m afraid I"ll buy my own hand sanitizer.

9.抽空一起去吃鱼吧，看你挺会挑刺的。

Take time to eat fish together. I think you will be very picky.

10.真羡慕你的皮肤，保养得真厚。

I envy your skin. It"s really thick.

11.我也不想以貌取人，我也有努力看见你的灵魂呀，结果你的灵魂也没有比你的外表美啊。

I don"t want to judge people by their looks. I"ve tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is not more beautiful than your appearance.

12.任何人工智能多敌不过阁下这款自然呆。

Any artificial intelligence can"t beat your natural stupidity.

13.你的话，我连标点符号都不信。

I don"t even believe in punctuation.

14.拿我的热情当水喝，总有一天烫死你。

Take my enthusiasm as water, and you will burn to death one day.

15.一时兴起，设了你的照片做电脑的桌面，居然中了电脑病毒。

On a whim, I set up your photo as the desktop of the computer, and it was actually infected by the computer virus.

16.你就像一根苦瓜，穿的这么清凉，长得这么败火。

You are like a balsam pear. You wear so cool and look so angry.

17.脑袋空不要紧，关键不要进水。

It doesn"t matter if your head is empty. Don"t let water in.

18.不成熟的爱情，无非就是你渣我瞎。

Immature love is nothing but your dregs and my blindness.

19.你不说话还能让人有点幻想，一张口说话那一点点幻想都给破灭了。

If you don"t talk, you can make people have a bit of fantasy. If you open your mouth, you will be disillusioned.

20.对你越客气，就证明我，越不想和你有任何关系。

The more polite I am to you, the less I want to have anything to do with you.

21.不是不会逢场作戏，只是不想在你身上浪费演技。

I don"t want to waste my acting on you.

22.惺惺作态的人别和我说对不起，自觉滚开是你最好的道歉。

Don"t say sorry to me. It"s your best apology to go away consciously.

23.人，少点承诺，多点实际。别嘴上一套，背后一套。

People, less commitment, more reality. Don"t talk about one thing, behind the other.

24.友情里不喜欢假装也不喜欢凑合，爱情里学不会低头也学不会将就。

Friendship doesn"t like to pretend and don"t like to make do with, love will not bow and learn will not make do with.