让你访客暴增的沙雕句子 句句搞怪（皮到挨揍）

和王一博在一起3年了，昨天他悄悄在我耳边说，要早睡早起，才不会做白日梦哦。

I"ve been with Wang Yibo for three years. Yesterday, he whispered in my ear that if you want to go to bed early and get up early, you won"t daydream.

早上好，欠我钱的能不能抓紧还一下，我吃早餐没钱结账被扣住了。

Good morning. Can you pay me back as soon as possible. I have no money for breakfast. I have been detained.

我对你说喜欢你，我以为你会拒绝我，结果你回我，感谢老铁支持。

I said I love you, I thought you would refuse me, and you returned to me, thank old fellow for supporting.

不知道怎么回事，感觉食欲不振吃不下饭，去医院检查之后才发现，原来只是因为我刚吃饱。

I don"t know what happened. I felt like I couldn"t eat. After going to the hospital for examination, I found that it was just because I had just had enough.

有人说第二个半价的广告，让单身狗很受伤，那是你们单身狗的事，我们单身猪吃两个正好。

Some people say that the second half price advertisement makes the single dog very hurt. That"s about your single dog. It"s just right for us to eat two single pigs.

近年来获得成功的主要分三类：登录成功，下载成功，支付成功。

In recent years, the success can be divided into three categories: login success, Download success, payment success.

我妈说我是从垃圾桶里捡来的，后来每次吵架我都会去垃圾桶旁蹲着，因为那里有家的味道。

My mother said that I picked it up from the garbage can, and then every time I quarreled, I would squat by the garbage can, because there was a smell of home.

大家有认识抓妖的道士吗?最近被猪精上身胖了十斤，有意者面谈。

Do you know the Taoist who catches the demon? Recently, he has been put on ten jin by pig essence. If you want to talk to him, please.

今天加了一个女孩子很聊的来，真的超级有礼貌，最主要的是超级孝顺，第一句话就聊到了家人，她说聊你妈。

Today, a girl was added to chat. She was really super polite. The most important thing was super filial piety. She talked about her family in the first sentence. She said she talked about your mother.

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