超可爱的沙雕句子 调皮又搞笑（让你瞬间开心）

想染粉色头发，请问是漂的时候头皮比较疼，还是被我爸发现后，挨打比较疼。

If I want to dye my pink hair, may I ask if the scalp hurts during bleaching, or it hurts to be beaten after being discovered by my dad.

如果我不见了，你们会找我吗，哪怕只是问一句，易烊千玺女朋友去哪了？

If I am gone, will you find me, even if it"s just a question, where is Yi Yang Qianxi"s girlfriend?

我连一个爱奇艺会员我都买不起 ，你给我放那么长时间广告有锤子用？广告里的车子房子，你觉得我买得起？广告就应该放给那些开了会员的人看，他们买得起！

I can"t even afford a member of iQiyi. Is there a hammer for you to keep me advertising for so long? Do you think I can afford the car and house in the advertisement? The advertisement should be shown to those who have opened members, they can afford it!

你给我一巴掌，那么我就会还你一巴掌，你给我一拳，那么我就会还你一拳，你给我一刀，那么老哥，我可能会死。

You give me a slap, then I will give you a slap, you give me a punch, then I will give you a punch, you give me a knife, then my brother, I might die.

我洗了个头，掉了不少头发，但我不伤心，因为我还有个头，而我的头却啥也没有。

I washed my hair and lost a lot of hair, but I am not sad because I still have a head, but my head has nothing.

你知道星星有多重吗？ 八克，因为星巴克。

Do you know how heavy the stars are? Eight grams, because of Starbucks.

我还是很讨厌你，就像邻居吃了花椒，麻了隔壁。

I still hate you very much, just like the neighbor ate the pepper and numb the next door.

我一个美女怎么敢谈恋爱呢？我有什么资格谈恋爱，我配吗？我的生活只有漂亮和美丽。我凭什么谈恋爱？凭我比别人漂亮几百倍吗？

How dare I fall in love with a beauty? What qualifications do I have to fall in love with, am I worthy? My life is only beautiful and beautiful. Why should I fall in love? Are I hundreds of times more beautiful than others?

谢谢你，不客气，这是你应该谢的。

Thank you, you are welcome, this is what you should thank.

如果我十六岁，我可以悄悄的说我好喜欢你，如果我二十六岁，我可以大声告诉你我很爱你，可惜我六岁，我什么都给不了你，我还要上小学。

If I am sixteen, I can quietly say that I like you so much, if I

Sixteen, I can tell you loudly that I love you very much, but I"m six

I can"t give you anything, I have to go to elementary school.

当初北大有一个保送资格，我没有去，一来是不太适应那里的气候，二来保送的不是我。

At the beginning, Peking University had a qualification for a recommendation. I didn"t go. First, I didn"t adapt to the climate there. Second, it wasn"t me who came to recommend.

我是文明人，所有脏话都已经用唾液消毒了。

I am a civilized person, and all swear words have been disinfected with saliva.

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