怼人的句子说说 有些幽默（有些搞怪）

1.多照照镜子，很多事情你就明白原因了 ，随你挑，够不着吧，左脚踩上右脚试试。

If you look in the mirror more, you will understand the reasons for many things. You can choose. If you cant reach it, try stepping on your left foot and right foot.

2.如果你连最基本的安全感都给不了，你能给得了什么？你兜里那几百几千？

If you canteven give the most basic sense of security, what can you give? Whats in your pocket?

3.打一巴掌再给个甜枣的，我把枣啐你脸上，再劈头盖脑揍你一顿。

Ill give you a slap and a sweet jujube. Ill spit the jujube in your face and beat you.

4.我不是不会聊天技巧，只是懒得应付你而已。

I dont know how to chat, I just dont want to deal with you.

5.没触我底线，我视您如上帝，底线被触犯，你啥也不是。

Without touching my bottom line, I regard you as God. If the bottom line is violated, you are nothing.

6.连“子”都曾曰过：不要把我对你的容忍当成你不要脸的资本。很幸运，你就是这个典范。

Even "Zi" once said: dont regard my tolerance for you as your shameless capital. Fortunately, you are the model.

7.剑式那么多，太极剑，武当剑，醉剑你都不学，偏偏去学那银剑。

There are so many sword styles, such as Taiji sword, Wudang sword and drunk sword. You dont learn them, but you learn the silver sword.

8.上帝往人间洒满了智慧，唯独你打了伞，你复杂的五官，掩饰不了你朴素的智商。

God sprinkles wisdom on the world, but you take an umbrella. Your complex facial features cant hide your simple intelligence.

9.你很幸福？有句话说得好，傻人必有傻福。你确实够傻的，傻到自以为是的幸福。

Are you happy? There is a saying that a fool must be blessed. You are really stupid enough, stupid enough to be happy.

10.你确实称得上漂亮，就是不知脸怎么“长”得？有链接吗？

You are really beautiful, but you dont know how your face looks? Is there a link?

11.高傲如你，生而有翼，为何竟愿一生匍匐前行。

Proud as you, born with wings, why would you like to crawl all your life.

12.我爱山，爱水，甚至爱天上人间，唯独对你，我提不起半点喜欢。

I love mountains, water, even heaven and earth, but I cant like you at all.

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