适合发朋友圈的逗趣句子 风趣幽默（偶尔皮一皮很开心）
你别走，我真的很舍不得你知道吗？我就问你，你到底什么时候把欠我的二十块钱还给我。
You don"t go, I really hate you know? I asked you when on earth you were going to pay me back the twenty dollars you owed me.
在冬天的这躺火车上，没有人迟到，但是真的有人超重了。
On the winter train, no one was late, but some people were really overweight.
今天也是想要喝奶茶的一天，我偷偷地，只要不被身上的肉肉发现，它们应该就不会长大吧！
Today is also a day to drink milk tea, I secretly, as long as the body is not found meat, they should not grow up!
事实证明这个世界上好像没有过不去的难关，只有一个又一个过不完的难关。
Facts have proved that there seems to be no insurmountable difficulties in this world, only one after another.
我答应你，等我以后有钱了，我就给你给你买两杯奶茶，一杯我帮你喝，还有一杯我喝给你看。
I promise you, wait me later rich, I give you buy two cups of milk tea for you, a cup I help you to drink, still have a cup I drink to show you.
其实这个生活还是很人性化的，它会先让你苦上一阵子，看你会不会反抗，如果你不反抗的话，它就会让你苦上一辈子。
In fact, this life is very human, it will let you suffer for a while, to see if you will resist, if you do not resist, it will let you suffer for a lifetime.
我就想问，你一整天有那么那么多的时间，你就不能抽出一点点时间用来给我跑腿买奶茶吗？
I just want to ask, you have so much time in the whole day, can"t you spare a little time to run errands and buy me milk tea?
最近几天越来越冷了，我觉得自己该给自己买件厚衣服了，可是当支付的时候显示余额不足，才让我清楚地认识到，其实我还年轻，现在好像也不是很冷，然后默默地关掉了手机！呜呜呜……
In recent days, it is getting colder and colder, I think I should buy myself a piece of thick clothes, but when the payment shows the balance is insufficient, just let me clearly realize that I am still young, it seems that I am not very cold now, and then silently turn off the phone! Meowed……
我发现人生最幸福的事就是下雨天的时候能够窝在家里的沙发上看电视吃零食，天气晴朗的时候呢，我觉得又很适合外出散心拍照吃美食，反正总结起来，就是人生的每一天都不应该上班啊！
I found that the most happy thing in life is when the rainy day can nest on the sofa at home watching TV to eat snacks, sunny time, I think it is very suitable to go out to take pictures and eat delicious food, anyway summed up, is that every day of life should not go to work!
你以为我每天晚上那么晚睡是我自愿的吗？还不是黑夜离不开我这个会闪闪发光的小仙女吗？
Do you think I volunteered to stay up so late every night? Is not the night inseparable from me, the little fairy who can shine?
我有一个特别大方特别友好的人，每次在街上看到那些，瘦得像一根竹竿一样的女孩子，我都想分一点肉给她们！
I have a very generous and friendly person, every time I see those girls on the street, who are as thin as a bamboo pole, I want to give them some meat!
在一段爱情里，其实长相这个东西吧，真的不是最重要的，你知道最重要的是什么吗？是感觉，而我呢？对于那些丑的根本没感觉！哈哈哈哈！
In a relationship, looks are really not the most important thing. Do you know what the most important thing is? It"s the feeling. What about me? No feeling for those ugly ones at all! Hahaha!
结语：开心就好，不要较真！
Conclusion: Happy is good, don"t be serious!
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