11个能让人笑趴下的搞笑句子 幽默逗趣（不服不行）
假如你和网上一个网友聊得好好的，突然有一天他就不理你了，那么你就应该反思一下，是不是你开语音的时候不小心打开了摄像头被他看到你的样子呢？
If you have a good conversation with an online friend, and then one day he ignores you, you should think about it. Did you accidentally turn on the camera when you turned on your voice and he saw you?
其实我以前很瘦的，我想我以后的日子里也会很瘦，只是最近呢，我想先胖一段时间，不然我这一生都没有胖过，就会显得我人生不太完整！
In fact, I used to be very thin, I think I will be very thin in the days after, but recently, I want to first fat for a period of time, otherwise My life has not been fat, it will appear that My life is not too complete!
假如有一天你突然发现你学生时代暗恋的女神竟然也一直默默地喜欢着你，那你知道这叫什么吗？这个就叫做想象力！
If one day you suddenly found that the goddess you had a crush on in your school days has been silently loving you all the time, then do you know what this is called? This is called imagination!
在这个冬天里，我的兴趣爱好就剩下了两种，第一种是静态，就是那种静静地躺在被窝里，第二张种就是动态，就是那种在被窝里翻个身的动态！
In this winter, my interests are left with two kinds, the first kind is static, is the kind of quiet lying in bed, the second kind is dynamic, is the kind of dynamic in the bed turn over!
不要每天都愁眉苦脸的了，你好好想想，这个世界上的单身狗又不止你这一个！
Don"t frown every day, you think, the world"s single dog and you are not the only one!
冬天的我们与床双双坠入了爱河，可是偏偏有闹钟这个第三者总是想要来拆散我们，真是讨厌啊！
We fell in love with our bed in winter, but the third person, the alarm clock, always tried to break us up. What a nuisance!
其实或许你本来应该要成为一个很成功的人的，只不过是被一件事情耽误了罢了，那件事情就是你太懒了。
Maybe you should have become a very successful person, but it was just delayed by one thing, that is, you are too lazy.
告诉女生们一个秘密，假如有男同事跟你吵架，你可以完全不用理会，你可以趁他不注意的时候，放几根长头发在他衣服上，再喷上一点香水，我想会有人帮你修理他的！
Tell the girls a secret, if have male colleague to quarrel with you, you can completely need not pay attention to, you can take advantage of him not to notice when, put a few long hair on his clothes, spray a little perfume again, I think someone will help you repair him!
上了年纪的单身狗，我想总是会围在你身边转悠，并且喜欢你身上每一处地方的，大概除了蚊子就没有别人了吧！
Old single dog, I think will always around you around, and like you everywhere, probably in addition to mosquitoes on no one else!
你不要看我平时看起来好像笑嘻嘻很好相处的样子，我是一个很有原则的人，比如你要是想要抢我碗里的肉，那么我可能连头都给你打破！
Don"t look at me as if I am smiling and easy to get along with, I am a very principled person, for example, if you want to rob my bowl of meat, then I may even be your head to break!
每个人的一生总会经历那样的学生时代，这个时代就是当班上一个的人作业写错了的时候，就会连累一个班级的学生都写错。
Everyone goes through a time in his or her life when one person in the class gets his or her homework wrong and the class gets it wrong.
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