很秀很皮的句子 幽默搞笑（一句顶十句）

老爸说：你只知道花钱，知道钱得来的不易吗？我说：怎么不知道，每次向你要钱都要听你一番教训。

Dad said: you only know how to spend money. Do you know that it"s not easy to get money? I said: I don"t know. Every time I ask you for money, I have to learn from you.

机遇如雨点般下落，我却总是灵活的一一躲过。

Opportunities fall like raindrops, but I always dodge them one by one flexibly.

中午朋友请我吃饭，买单的时候，我就看到他掏钱掏得很慢，就说：“要不然我来掏吧！”“那怎么好意思呢！”于是我把手伸进了他的口袋。

At noon, my friend invited me to dinner. When I paid the bill, I saw that he paid slowly and said, "otherwise, I will pay!" "How can that be funny!" So I put my hand in his pocket.

年轻人不要老想着天上会掉馅饼，要脚踏实地，也许地上会捡到钱呢？

Young people do not always think that the sky will drop pie, to be down-to-earth, maybe the ground will pick up money?

小时候不爱吃饭了，导致矮，现在爱吃饭了，导致又胖又矮。

When I was a child, I didn"t like eating, which made me short. Now I love eating, which makes me fat and short.

万能的朋友圈，神奇的度娘，请问：怎样把脑子里的钱转到银行卡里，在线等，非常急。

Omnipotent circle of friends, magic Du Niang, please ask: how to transfer money in your mind to bank card, online, etc., very urgent.

考试前：得意的像一条看家狗

考试后：落魄的像一只丧家犬

总之：狗还是狗。

Before the exam: proud like a watchdog after the exam: depressed like a bereaved dog in short: dog or dog.

只要是聪明的人，都能灵敏分辨出爸妈脚步声，并在15秒内关掉电视和手机，摊开作业本。

As long as they are smart people, they can distinguish their parents" footsteps sensitively, turn off the TV and mobile phone within 15 seconds, and unfold their homework books.

有人说，我一定会在这段时间成为一匹黑马，后来才知道是因为我足够黑。

Some people say that I will be a black horse in this period of time, and later I know that it is because I am black enough.

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