沙雕幽默的句子（看完开怀大笑）

趁好看的时候多照照镜子，毕竟这种错觉不是每天都有的，机会难得，且有且珍惜。

Look in the mirror when you are good-looking. After all, this illusion does not exist every day. Opportunities are rare and precious.

我有一个梦想，梦想有一天，全世界所有的饭店都会免费。

I have a dream that one day all hotels in the world will be free.

我洗了个头，掉了不少头发，但我不伤心， 因为我还有个头，而我的头却啥也没有。

I washed my head and lost a lot of hair, but I"m not sad because I still have a head and my head has nothing.

我胖的时候都不嫌弃我的人们，等我瘦了我一定会好好报答你们的。

I don"t dislike my people when I"m fat. I will repay you when I lose weight.

如果照了很甜的自拍可以配的逗比文案：糟糕 ，没酷起来。

If you take a very sweet selfie, you can match the comic copywriter: bad, not cool.

恋爱中喜怒无常的女生，虽会让人不知所措手不及，但也能有效弘扬中国非物质文化遗产：变脸。

The fickle girl in love can make people unprepared, but it can also effectively promote China"s intangible cultural heritage: face changing.

生而不甘，死又不敢。

He is unwilling to live, but dare not die.

大家好，我是微商，贩卖的主要产品主要是我的美貌与才华。

Hello everyone, I"m a wechat business. The main products I sell are my beauty and talent.

好看的锁骨千篇一律 有趣的肚子弹来弹去

Nice clavicles, funny tummies

那些放肆熬夜的夜晚，终究要用一个起不来床的早上来偿还。

Those reckless stay up late night, eventually to use a can"t get up in bed in the morning to repay.

两个人在一起久了，就会有一种莫名的默契，比如：你不理我，我就不理你。

Two people together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable tacit understanding, such as: you ignore me, I ignore you.

不断修炼自我过一种富贵人生：“心中无缺叫富，被人需要叫贵！”

Constantly self-cultivation, a rich life: "no lack of heart is called rich, people need to be called expensive!"

宇宙不爆炸 床都不会下 地球不重启 我就不早起 风里雨里节日里 我都窝在被窝里

If the universe doesn"t explode, the bed won"t come down. If the earth doesn"t restart, I won"t get up early. In the wind, in the rain, in the festival, I"m in bed

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