只有公主才能看懂的沙雕句子 无情沙雕（笑出强大）

1.“喜欢会发光的男孩子”，“你是说如来吗”

"I like boys who can shine."，"Do you mean Tathagata?"

2.有的人复习起来像孔子温故而知新，有的人复习起来像女娲补天，而我复习起来像哥伦布发现新大陆

Some people review like Confucius, while others review like Nuwa, while I review like Columbus discovering the New World

3.如果我十六岁我可以陪你疯陪你玩.再谈几年没有结果的恋爱.可惜我今年六十六.我得回家哄孙子了

If I were 16 years old, I could play with you crazily. Talk about fruitless love for a few more years. Unfortunately, I am 66 this year. I have to go home and coax my grandson.

4.钱能不能买来快乐 我不知道 因为我没有 但是我很快乐 请问可以卖钱吗

I don"t know if money can buy happiness, because I don"t, but I am happy. Can I sell money?

5.我发几百条朋友圈你都不带点赞评论 我就说一句我是仙女 你问号扣得比谁都快

I sent hundreds of friends, and you didn"t take a comment. I just said that I am a fairy, and your question mark is faster than anyone else

6.你不必故作冷淡 我也没想纠缠 最后一次 借30

You don"t have to pretend to be cold, and I don"t want to pester you to borrow 30 for the last time

7.小说的校霸不羁一笑，惊艳了我整个青春 现实的校霸一笑，我就知道我的青春完了……

The novel"s school bully is uninhibited, and the school bully who surprised my whole youth reality smiles, and I know that my youth is over. ……

8.麻烦大家说一下我的缺点，有什么说什么没关系，评论里抽五个拉黑

Please tell me my shortcomings. It doesn"t matter what you say. Take five black comments

9.网恋受过伤，下乡插过秧，为爱跳过鸭绿江，等两个哥哥，抚平我所有的创伤，别问我为什么要两个，重伤。

I"ve been hurt in online dating, and I"ve planted seedlings in the countryside. I jumped over the Yalu River for love, waiting for my two brothers to heal all my wounds. Don"t ask me why I want two, and I"m seriously injured.

10.朋友们一直劝我，一定要嫁一个有钱人，其实挺搞笑的，劝我有用吗？你去劝有钱人啊，我愿意啊

My friends have always advised me to marry a rich man, which is actually quite funny. Is it useful to advise me? Go and persuade the rich, I will.

很遗憾，我们再也回不到过去了

比起被喜欢，我更希望被偏爱

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