适合发朋友圈的沙雕句子爆笑来袭 句句可爱（值得收藏）

今天早起的人这么多，凭什么我就是最好看的那个呢？

There are so many people who get up early today, how can I be the prettiest one?

今天我洗了一个头，然后就掉了不少的头发，但是没关系，我一点也不伤心，因为毕竟我还有个头，而我的头呢？却什么也没有！

Today, I washed my head, and then I lost a lot of hair, but it doesn"t matter, I"m not sad at all, because after all, I still have a head, and my head? And there was nothing!

如果我现在18岁的话，我还可以悄悄的告诉你，我好喜欢你，假如我28岁了的话，我就可以很直白地告诉你我爱你，可是，我才八岁，我注定什么都给不了你，因为我还要上小学，现在每天的作业挺多的。

If I am 18 years old now, I can tell you quietly that I like you very much. If I am 28 years old, I can tell you I love you quite frankly. However, I am only eight years old, I am destined to give you nothing, because I have to go to primary school, and now I have a lot of homework every day.

成年人的房间里除了头上没头发以外，其他的满屋子都是头发。

The room of an adult is full of hair except on the head.

这个世界其实就是这样，你现在经历的那些让你痛苦的事情，总有一天都会变好的，就比如说你现在胖，等过一段时间你就会变得好胖，你看，变好了吧！

In fact, this is the world, you are experiencing the things that make you painful, one day will get better, such as you are fat now, wait for a period of time you will become fat, you see, get better!

我们一定要趁着年轻好好地做梦，因为毕竟等你年纪大了以后，你就会很容易失眠，那个时候你就没有办法做梦。

We must dream while we are young, because after all, when you are old, you will easily lose sleep, and then you can"t dream.

实不相瞒，这么多年，其实我一直都有一个超能力，这个超能力就是我生活中的所有事情都超过了我的能力范围，所以简称“超能力”。

Truth be told, for so many years, In fact, I have always had a super power, the super power is that everything in my life is beyond my ability range, so referred to as "super power".

从古至今都有这么一个说法，结婚呢，一定要找一个门当户对的，所以，我的王子你在哪里？为什么还不来找我？

Since ancient times, there has been a saying that when you get married, you must find a man of equal status. So, where are you, my prince? Why haven"t you come to me?

今日份的焦糖女孩：很容易焦虑就很喜欢吃糖的女孩子，简称“焦糖女孩”。

The caramel girl of the day: A girl who is easily anxious and loves to eat candy, "caramel girl" for short.

以后我决定不经常发朋友圈，没有其他的原因，我就是想让你们尝一尝思念的滋味。

In the future, I decided not to post frequently in moments. There is no other reason. I just want you to have a taste of missing.

你们总是说我，总是骂我，有什么用呢？反正我会反弹神功，全部反弹给你们。

What is the use of you always speaking of me and scolding me? Anyway, I"m going to bounce, I"m going to bounce all of you.

不要总是天天抱着手机上网了，有时间的话也可以上秤了，面对现实吧！

Don"t always hold the mobile phone to surf the Internet every day, if you have time, you can also on the scale, face the reality

你知道这个世界上最可怕的是什么吗？就是那些比你还瘦的人每天在健身减肥，而你身为一个胖子既然每天都在吃吃吃。

You know what the scariest thing in the world is? It"s when people who are thinner than you are working out every day, and you"re fat because you"re eating every day.

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