古灵精怪的自动回复句子 搞怪逗趣(调皮可爱)
1、你好,我是机器人,我可以陪你聊天,但我只会这一句。
Hello, I"m a robot, I can chat with you, but I only know this sentence.
2、本人正在闭关,有事请发送红包激活。
I am closing, please send a red envelope to activate.
3、有事说事,反正说完我也不一定在。
I don"t have to be here anyway.
4、主人正在睡梦中熬游,请打电话叫醒。
The host is swimming in his sleep. Please call to wake him up.
5、当前聊天人数较多,系统自动为您排队至99+。
At present, there are many people chatting, and the system will automatically queue up for you to 99 +.
6、对方正在回复信息,目前进度是百分之一。
The other party is replying to the message. The current progress is 1%.
7、您好,有事请留言,我会假装看不见。
Hello, please leave a message, I will pretend not to see.
8、请发送我是美女,激活聊天对话框。
Please send me a beautiful woman to activate the chat dialog.
9、对不起,我正在备考北大,请不要打扰我。
Sorry, I"m preparing for Peking University. Please don"t disturb me.
10、请不要搭理我,我正在知识的海洋里傲游。
Please don"t pay attention to me. I am swimming in the sea of knowledge.
11、您好,我现在不在,我可能出去吃饭了,也可能正在打游戏,也可能出去看电影了。
Hello, I"m not in now. I may have gone out for dinner, or I may be playing games, or I may have gone out to see a movie.
12、你要和我说话吗?你确定了吗?好吧,发送红包激活吧。
Do you want to talk to me? Are you sure? OK, send the red envelope to activate.
13、主人正在忙,除非介绍一个美女,否则没得商量。
Host is busy, unless introduce a beauty, otherwise have no discuss.
14、回复技能正在冷却中,请您耐心等待。
Recovery skill is cooling down, please wait patiently.
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